Witty Profiles
Jason is online. you type "Hey:)"
Jason is offline.
Make a "Yo Momma"
joke
The person's mother is dead.
Open the door for
someone.
Suddenly, a huge line of people appears.
Recieve a gangster handshake
You can't do it right.
You don't
understand what a person said.
You say "Haha." they were asking a
question.
Wait for the right time to say
something.
Get interuppted.
Walking in a trio on
the sidewalk.
End up in the back. Every time.
Phone rings.
Wait a few rings to answer to seem like you were doing
something.
Wave back at a hot
guy.
He wasn't waving at you.
Teacher asks you to do them a
favor.
Pray to god it doesn't involve going into another
classroom.
Call yourself fat
No one argues.
AIM; XXPRINCESSXX
"Yeah, I made it in like the 5th grade..."
Fix hair in
someone's car window.
Someone was in it.
Stranger sits next to you at
lunch
Sit there awkwardly and silently.
Admit it, you can
relate. XD
922 faves · 10 comments · Apr 30, 2011 7:20pm
vanessabeansx3
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1 decade ago
the trio thing is the story of my life, mind if i repost that one line? :]
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xogmb2
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1 decade ago
the funny thing isss..my aim is ofreshprincessx lmfao.
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fly_away_with_me
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1 decade ago
"Wave to a hot guy, he wasn't waving at you"
Lol, that happened to me 3 days ago -__-
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brandneweyes
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1 decade ago
ahhaahha this is hilarious!! and i can relate to like.. well everything you mentioned. aahhhh story of my life. GAH!
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cvnt*
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1 decade ago
Stories of my life. This is freaking hilarious. I laughed my butt off!
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xoxojuliaoxox
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1 decade ago
Story of my life.
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xoxolyssiexoxo
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1 decade ago
my life x3
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erinkearnsXx
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1 decade ago
you are my soulmate
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xCUTI3PI3
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1 decade ago
"Fix hair in someone's car window.
Someone was in it."
ALWAYS HAPPENS!
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azngirl9600 · 1 decade ago
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all the above man LOL