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YerMumWasGurdBaby

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Member Since: 22 Mar 2011 12:48pm

Last Seen: 6 Sep 2012 11:20am

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saira || 14 || i want to rape your ass ..wait. what.

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HIYA. i'm millie. Saira loves me, so suck it up bitches. This is like a secret hack because i'm a badman rebel. I actually came on her account to follow myself.. tehehe. I GOT A NEW ACCOUNT OKAY? i'm thatsmile btw;) saira uses most of my formats because she's a badman too. She's been my best friend for like.. er.. 2 years? maybe more. A LONG TIME. well, a long time for an online friendship. i know we've fought all the time, and i know sometimes we didn't want to be friends, but the most important thing is that we are friends, and i really hope that doesn't change. no matter how much i screw up. i love you saira! you're like my best friend in the whole entire world! remember left hook, right hook, both hooks! you're so fucking gorgeous, i'm so unbelievably jealous of your face. give me it sometime? yay. LET'S GET MARRIED AND HAVE SEXY BABIES?! you're amazing, even when you tell yourself different. my best friend. always. i love you. millions. ~love, millie. (thatsmile)
  1. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
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    November 18, 2011 9:39am UTC
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  2. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
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    November 17, 2011 11:05am UTC
    Witty = l i f e.

  3. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
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    November 15, 2011 1:45pm UTC
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  4. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
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    November 9, 2011 4:52pm UTC
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  5. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    Yes. I am jealous.
    Why? Because she's beautiful and im well, me.

  6. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    Oh please no,
    MY HEART'S STILL NOT READY FOR THE PAIN TO COME.

  7. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    I'm so stressed,
    that the other day I cried when I couldn't find my iPod
    But no-one understands</3

  8. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    If I was a guy,I'd be gay, women are way too much hassle.

  9. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    A Boy gave his girlfriend a challengeTo live a day without him& if she did it he would love her more.T h e g i r l a g r e e d.& she didn't talk to him for a day.W i t h o u t ,knowing he had only 24 hours to livebecause he was suffering from c a n c e r .She went to his house the next daytears falling from her eyes as she saw himlying in a c o f f i n with a note on the side;'You did it baby, you can do it every day'.

  10. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    "Dear, why are there broken condoms on our couch?"
    "Dave.... Please call our children by their names."

  11. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 10:21am UTC
    I hate myself
    for loving you.

  12. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 9:45am UTC
    It's a little bit funny,
    this feeling inside. I'm not one of those who can easily hide, I don't have much money, but boy if I did, I'd buy a big house where we both could live.
    -ellie goulding, your song.♥

  13. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 7:05am UTC
    In America its illegal to :
    1. Texas: A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
    2. Nevada: It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
    3. Colorado: It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
    4. Virginia: For children to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
    5. Florida: A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
    6. California: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship
    7. Wisconsin: Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer.
    8. Illinois: You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
    9. Nebraska: If a child burps during church, its parents may be arrested.
    10. Georgia: Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
    but it's legal to kill your own child.
    R.I.P Caylee<3 My heart won't be content till you get your justice
    baby girl♥

  14. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Are You In A Mood?
    No!
    So Why Are You So Snappy?
    I'm Not In A Mood ...
    So Why Are You So Angry?
    Because You Just Made Me Angry By Saying I Was In A Mood...Grrrr!

  15. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    When a teenage
    g i rl dies,
    God asks is she's even been in love
    If she replies yes, God says :
    She's already been through hell, send
    her t o heave.n.

  16. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    Your legs are like
    TESCOS,
    Open 24hours.

  17. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    Remember kids,
    if a stranger offers you drugs ...say thank you,
    because drugs are very expensive !

  18. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    T.G.I.F

  19. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    T.G.I.F
    Well nearly … ♥
    Less than 24hours and counting!<3

  20. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    Fave if you think; Guys with eyes are adorable♥;)

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