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Lost your phone = no texting.
no texting = no social life.
no social life = no friends.
no friends = no fun.
no fun = no happy.
no happy = depression.
depression = mental illness.
mental illness = anorexia.
anorexia = skinny and ugly.
skinny and ugly = no love.
no love = no marriage.
no marriage = alone.
alone = suicide.

 
Please don't loose your phone :)
 
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Lost your phone = no texting. no texting = no social life. no

313 faves · 4 comments · Jan 23, 2011 11:06am

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live_like_a_dream · 1 decade ago
Well, we still have freakin facebook;) ♥
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sunrise_culture · 1 decade ago
that is the stupidest thing i ever heard.
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erinkearnsXx · 1 decade ago
or you could just buy another one:)
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alyson545 · 1 decade ago
awwwh ! lost my phone.. i need a new one :(
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