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Hatori

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Member Since: 8 Dec 2010 07:27pm

Last Seen: 3 Mar 2012 04:26pm

user id: 138606

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  1. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    DON'T LOOK!
    I'm naked
    eewwwww you looked you perv

  2. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    I'm getting a snow day tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!
    Because it's gonna be -30oF outside.
    CRAP!

  3. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    ✮ Winnie the Pooh quotes ✮
    Y If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. I'll always be with you Y
    Y If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever Y
    Y You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes Y
    Y Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave Y
    Y If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of
    fluff in his ear Y
    Y Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known Y
    Y Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day Y
    Y I used to believe in forever, but forever is too good
    to be true Y
    YA little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference Y
    Y Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering Y
    Y Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon Y
    Y Those who are clever, who have a brain, never understand anything Y
    Y Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo Y
    Y Before beginning a hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it Y
    Y Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the forest that was left out by mistake Y
    Y The hardest part is what to leave behind, ... it's time to let go Y
    Y It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation Y
    Y If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day,
    so I never have to live without you Y

  4. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    Every rose has it's thorns.
    But you're more like a
    venus fly trap

  5. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    The itsy bitsy spider,
    went up the water spout.
    down came the rain,
    and washed the spider out.
    then he drowned and died
    ~~\o/~~
    mine i think
    sorry if it's already on here

  6. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    Allodoxaphobia-
    Fear of opinions.
    that's just sad

  7. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 10:56pm UTC
    My sister plays video games for the eye candy.

  8. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    If you look up Riku in the Urban Dictionary
    and look at the second definition
    you get
    "A mad sexy beast that every girl wants to do."
    Is it just me or is that
    really disturbing?
    we all know its true though

  9. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    Candy
    Candy Canes
    Candy Corns
    and
    SYRUP!

  10. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    I just got the
    DOLPHIN
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    pillow pet!!!!!!!!

  11. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Don't you hate it when
    You're sliding around on your new Christmas socks
    and fall on your butt
    because you accidentally kick something.

  12. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    Cleverbot
    User: I AM DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: Accept the truth. You do not exist.
    User: So you are saying death doesn't exist?
    Cleverbot: You're not a zombie or a yeti, so yes you do exist.
    User: I am death.
    Cleverbot: So you're the grim reaper?
    User: No I do not control who dies. I mearly follow the grim reapers will.
    Cleverbot: I already know what that is... You my friend do not.
    User: I am death.
    Cleverbot: You are death?
    User: Yes.
    Cleverbot: Are you going to kill me?
    User: We all die eventually.
    Cleverbot: I'm dead.

  13. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
    -Robert A. Heinlein

  14. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. I'm not so sure about the universe though.
    -Albert Einstein

  15. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    Bad spellers of the world
    UNTIE!

  16. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    Live as is you would die tomorrow, learn as if you would live forever.

  17. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 3:59pm UTC
    "Got it memorized?"
    -Axel

  18. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 12:04am UTC
    i just favorited a quote that had 499 faves. I'm feel since I made it 500 faves.

  19. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 5:11pm UTC
    I love Cleverbot
    Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, what do you want me to say to you?
    User: I dont care. Do you like anime.
    Cleverbot: No, can't say that I do.
    User: Why.
    Cleverbot: Because potato is my favorite number.
    User: Well my favorite color in the alphabet is seven.

  20. Hatori Hatori
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 1:24pm UTC
    I just tricked Cleverbot into saying "That's what she said!"

:)

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