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yourcool
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Did you know if you scream "bloody marry"
3 times in the mirror at 3AM, your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 8:17pm UTC

Spongebob: What do you normally do when im gone?
Patrick: Wait for you to get back.
True Friend

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Waving hi to security cameras.

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 9:05pm UTC

3rd Grade
Me: *Whispers* If you're stupid say what.
Friend: What?
Me: OH MAN. OH. OH DEAR FUCCKING CHRIST. I GOT YOU SO GOOD. THAT WAS AWESOME. SWEET SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE. JESUS. JESUS PLEASE HELP.

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mayday
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 6:07pm UTC

You will always
B E M Y F A V O R I T E [x] [x] [x]
»"WHAT IF"

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bella5296
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:58pm UTC

They say you are what you eat.
That's funny...
I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
my friend has this as the screen saver on her phone. It made me laugh.

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Meepmeepmoop
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 1:29pm UTC

Dear Steve,
Why is there still no vent category?!
Sincerely,
I dont know what category to put my venting in.
(or what category to put this quote in)

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Meepmeepmoop
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:48pm UTC

*today in history class*
teacher: What are some major evens that occured between the 500's and 1492?
girl in class: Ummmm...dinosaurs?
teacher:
girl:
me:
class:
obama:
world:
God:
teacher: ...........no.
TRUE STORY -.-

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Meepmeepmoop
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 10:13pm UTC

*in a parallel universe*
*girl walks by*
Guy:DAT....personality
Guy: DAMN LOOK AT THAT FIIIINEEE ...personality!
Guy:OHH GURRLLL THAT IS SOME HUGE...heart you have.

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Meepmeepmoop
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 11:55am UTC

period + diet =
impossible.

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 10:05pm UTC

I was just inspired by a quote...
if you have the guts to like this quote, i will either:
1) Follow you
2) write a paragraph on your comments
3) write a quote about you
*I hope I can make
people smile*

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 3:06pm UTC

I feel so bad for women competing
in the olympics while on their period.

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Me in the shower:
Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: shh that never happened
Me:
Me:
Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC

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xstaybeautiful
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 10:28pm UTC

these ads are all lies
THE ONLY HOT SINGLE IN MY AREA IS ME
nmf

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 6:17pm UTC

So apparently A_Police_Car started following A_Big_White_Van.
Payback.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 9:26pm UTC

i stopped someone
f r o m b u y i n g c r o c s y e s t e r d a y
i feel like i saved a life

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Admit it, we've all...
1) Liked somene you couldn't have
2) Has someones number in your phone when the other person didn't know that you had it.
3)pretended our fingers were "guns" and shot someone
4)googled lyrics to find out the songs title.

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