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thagudiez
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 8:23pm UTC

your so ugly
bob the builder
looked at your face and said
sorry i cant fix that

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Bucketkiaad33
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 7:11pm UTC

Fav if you've e ver!
1) Got attacked by a unicorn
2) Had a pet dinosaur
3) Died
4) Put on socks
Notmyformat.

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eatmyshorts
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 6:42pm UTC

I think Lady GaGa just
puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.
twitter*
not my format*

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 8:33pm UTC

When you start choking . . .
>> and your friends arent paying any attention to you
while your just awkwardly dying there . . .

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chels_xo
posted a quote
May 19, 2011 2:02pm UTC

☚
The object to your left is now
your weapon of choice in the
upcoming zombie apocalypse.
What is it?

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ilove_him
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 4:03am UTC

____ is now in a relationship with ____.
OMG
they know each other?!

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TheBlondeScene
posted a quote
May 4, 2011 7:51am UTC

click to see this quote

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 3:23pm UTC

&&If life really did have
a rewind or delete
button , I think I would
abuse that privilege .

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justtwinkle
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 8:15pm UTC

THATACKWARDMOMENT
When 9billion beliebers turn up at Justin Bieber's wedding singing "That Should Be Me"
notmyformat

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JustADream_
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 9:37am UTC

Opening a test paper
& seeing the first question and thinking
“Yup, I’m screwed.”

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reillyraae
posted a quote
May 5, 2011 4:06pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Billyboy
posted a quote
May 8, 2011 6:25am UTC

sticking up for random people
because you don't like the other person.
format credit;; JustADream_

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rachellynn_7
posted a quote
April 30, 2011 3:58pm UTC

The little mermaid
only wears seashells
because she outgrew
her B-shells.

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juliaa9715
posted a quote
May 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Hey Google...
Why don't you let me finish what I'm typing before you start guessing after one letter....
Little cocky aren't we?

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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DinosaurEatYou
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 6:07pm UTC

i saw a baby;
wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't
exist, but that's okay, caus I can't read."

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pceluvbasketballx3
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 8:50pm UTC

I failed a spelling test
because they asked me how to spell
PLAYER
& I put down your name
nmf/nmq

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iwrotethisforyou
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC

lazy fact #7256452565156897
you were too lazy to read that number.
format credit;; JustADream_

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RinaKutcherx3
posted a quote
May 6, 2011 6:05pm UTC

Admit it
We all want that tree next to our window that we can sit on when were upset (:

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 8:50pm UTC

DAYUM HES HOT.
dude.
we just made some pretty intense eye contact.
yeah.
we're getting married.

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