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Billyboy
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April 28, 2011 7:05am UTC

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loveisavirtue
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May 19, 2011 5:05pm UTC

And Who Else
Reads a top quote and thinks "Damn, why didn't I think of that."

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soccerplayerrr21
posted a quote
May 6, 2011 10:22pm UTC

"We need to hangout!" ♥
Never happens...

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FunZy0x4
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May 10, 2011 4:37pm UTC

D e a r s n e e z e ,
Please come out of my nose already.
Sincerely, my about-to-sneeze face looks weird.

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 6:40pm UTC

That one pen
you love, that all your other pens should just bow down to.
♥

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 23, 2011 8:05pm UTC

Stupid Questions #105
guy: what's up?
me: look down.
fave if you get it ;D

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clumsgirl811
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May 13, 2011 3:29pm UTC

I typed in "what happens...." for each of these & I got...
Yahoo:what happens in vegas?
Ask:what happens in 2012?
Bing: what happens when you die?
And...
Google: what happens if you snort weed?
Google wins again ♥

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Heyylan
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May 14, 2011 9:37pm UTC

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle?
an impasta

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IzzyIsRawr
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 11:40am UTC

Covering your eyes during scary movies...
But watching it through your fingers.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wittygirl2010
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April 22, 2011 11:41pm UTC

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AmberMariexo
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May 18, 2011 2:21am UTC

Y O U ' R E N O T A S L U T ?
so are you.. like.. a volunteer prostitute?
♡
nmf.

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MySecrets143
posted a quote
April 30, 2011 9:31pm UTC

Mom; What do you want to eat?
Me; Food.
Mom; What kind of food?
Me; Good food.
Fav if you do this♥
Not my formatt. Mine i think?

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zebracase
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 9:40pm UTC

In your bed:
it's 6:00, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.
At school:
it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.

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erikajay
posted a quote
May 10, 2011 7:54am UTC

I turned my phone onto
"Airplane mode"
and threw it up into the air.
Worst. Transformer. Ever.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
May 3, 2011 7:41pm UTC

Click the ♥ if you
"Facebook stalk" HIM.
Delete a status on Facebook because no one likes it.
Change your profile picture of Facebook often because you get tired of your old one.
Wished there was a dislike button on Facebook.
Like to "Like" stuff on Facebook.
Go on Facebook EVERYDAY.
Are friends with someone you HATE on Facebook.
Love it when it's your birthday so everybody says "Happy Birthday" to you on Facebook.
See a awesome quote on Witty and think "I am TOTALLY going to post this as my Facebook status!"
Are married to your best friend on Facebook.
Used to go on Myspace but now go on Facebook.
Ask someone you are not friends with on Facebook if they had a Facebook or not.
Hate it when you see someone post TOO many pictures on Facebook because you are thinking that they are TOTAL camera whores.
Only go on Facebook because you have nothing better to do.
UswU

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EstherAluko
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May 2, 2011 7:54am UTC

The girl married her Prince. The bad guy is dead.It's a real Disney weekend here on Earth. :'D!

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live_like_a_dream
posted a quote
May 6, 2011 3:30pm UTC

"I love Eminem"
"The candy?"
"No, the rapper"
"What's so cool about M&M wrappers?"
♥

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13Rainbow
posted a quote
May 12, 2011 8:02am UTC

awkwardly trying to run
with a backpack

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Peace1231
posted a quote
April 23, 2011 8:56pm UTC

;
Dear Face Cream
that guarantees to make you look 10 years younger,
If I put this on my 10 year old brother, will his face disappear?
Sincerely,
Hopeful sister

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