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1. livelovelaughforever
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC
   I FEEL LIKE
   the most annoying person on this world.
   
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2. hermione23katniss
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   when I say I'm ugly,
   I'm serious.
   I'm not fishing for compliments.
   
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3. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    
   K.
    CONVERSATION KILLER.
   I WILL NOT LET THIS CONVERSATION DIE!!
   \(._.\) TO THE WINDOW.
   (/._.)/ TO THE WALL.
   That's enough.
   You're boring.
   
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4. morgann8888
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2012 9:35pm UTC
   If Jenna Marbles made a movie ... it would be epic.
   Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;
   
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5. theater101
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC
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   Oh, so you're "naturally" beautiful?
   Mind if I test it with a wet wipe?
   ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
   Format by twilightgirl995
   
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6. NeverForgetYourBeauty
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC
   My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
   Please fave this if you're not an old man.
   
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7. xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx
   posted a quote
   February 28, 2012 7:59pm UTC
   PARENT: "We need to talk... "
   ME: *Million things run through mind…
   WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT?
   Was it when I...
   No, they couldn't have...
   Who told?! Was it...Im dead for sure*
   PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on."
   
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8. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 8:32pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   When your gum commits suicide
   and leaps out of your mouth.
   nmq
   follow for follow
   
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9. ToriRox116
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 4:54pm UTC
   GUYS! When a girl says, "I'm cold," don't say, "Yeah, me too."
   
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10. ThisIsTheLastStraw
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    Social Anxiety Things #2
    When you hear someone behind
    you say "Ew, she's disgusting"
    and you immediately think
    they're talking about you.
    fave for a series (:
    socialanxietythings.tumblr.com
    
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11. BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. JustDreaming
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    when we where little and how we use to say
    i "like like" him
    ♥
    
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13. novabieber4ever
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones.
    You piece of shut
    
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14. LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    that awkward momemt
    when snoop dogg is living young, wild and free... but he's 41.
    
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15. Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    Admit it, once in your life,
    you've tried to guess someones password and failed.
    
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16. younglove13
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 11:59am UTC
    Are you somewhere where there is snow?
    Comment if you are, fave if you aren't.
    
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17. kylee_ericaa*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    Fave this quote, and ill write
    a boys name on your wall, that goes with your name ! :)
    -must have your name on your profilee-
    
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18. SunComesUp
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 11:37am UTC
    you stole my heart; also known as that broken heart. and i trust that you will make,
    the pieces that fell apartback to one that will beat for you. ♥
    
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19. _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    nobody said it was easy
    No one ever said it would be this hard♥
    -coldplay
    
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20. livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    dear girl drooling over guys abs ,
    how is that different from a guy checking out your boobs?
    Sincerely, Disgusted guy without abs
    
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