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xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx

1. xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 4:28pm UTC
   We all have that one teacher who's always like:
   "Don't pack up yet. There's still 27 seconds of class left..
   
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2. xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 9:02pm UTC
   Girl: I would do illegal things to you ;)
   Ex boyfriend: Really? like what? ;)
   Girl: Like kill you....
   
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3. xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   Dear Mom,
   how can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you cant hear me yell, "WHAT!?" when you scream my name?
   
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4. xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   Girls need to start looking for guys with goals, ambition, and an eductation.
   because twenty years from now,
   "swag" isn't going to pay the bills.
   
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5. xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 11:18am UTC
   Why do we need school?
   Music: We have YouTube for that.
   Gym: I have a Wii.
   Languages: I watch Dora.
   English: Everything is shortened anyway.
   Math: That's why we have calculators.
   Geogrpahy: I'll buy a globe.
   Drama: I get that every day of my life outside of school, thanks.
   History: They're all dead anyway.
   
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6. xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 11:08am UTC
   Cute guys make you crazy,
   hot guys make you drool,
   cool guys make you daydream.
   but funny guys make you fall in love without even knowing ♥
   
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7. xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 3:23pm UTC
   Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl..
   He has a diary,
   a favorite ring and necklace
   a tiara,
   a special cup,
   a pet he adores,
   and an obsession with a famous teenage boy. .
   
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8. xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx
   posted a quote
   February 28, 2012 7:59pm UTC
   PARENT: "We need to talk... "
   ME: *Million things run through mind…
   WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT?
   Was it when I...
   No, they couldn't have...
   Who told?! Was it...Im dead for sure*
   PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on."
   
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9. xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx
   posted a quote
   February 28, 2012 7:18pm UTC
   My sister walks in my room.
   She has one pillow tied to her front and one to her back.
   I ask, "What on Earth are you doing?"
   Her reply was...
   "This pillow on my back, is to protect me, from the friends that will back stab me. And the back one, that's for the boys that will break my heart.
   She's 6.
   
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