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1. younglove13
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 8:02am UTC
   In 2013
   I am going to the movie store;
   & moving 2012 to the comedy section
   
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2. younglove13
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 8:31am UTC
   Grandma: All the guys must be falling over you!
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: Unless you replace boys with cats, then I believe you're mistaken
   Mom: We need to keep all the guys away from our house, you sure are popular!
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: Mom, guys wouldn't come near me with a 20ft pole...
   Dad: You're so pretty, it's dangerous for boys to see you
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: Yes, I may burn their eyes with my voldemort like looks
   lol
   
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3. younglove13
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2012 8:58pm UTC
   When someone asks a stupid question
   I feel obligated to give a sarcastic answer
   #KatersLovesYou Heyy:)
   
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4. younglove13
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2012 8:56pm UTC
   I love my six-pack so much
   That I protect it with a layer of fat
   
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5. younglove13
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 6:27pm UTC
   I want to be your girl
   Not >>>>> one of your girls
   
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6. younglove13
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   This entertains stupid people (look at the next line)
   It really does (read first line over)
   F a v e i f y o u w e r e " e n t e r t a i n e d "
   
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7. younglove13
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 9:20am UTC
   Touch this little circle
   0
   Press fave :)
   
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8. younglove13
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 11:30am UTC
   Fave for
   Fave for Your true loves name
   It's scary, I'm always right and I will get to everyone
   
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9. younglove13
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 5:09pm UTC
   I love the rain
   A n y o n e e l s e ?
   
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10. younglove13
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Amazing Fact
    If you took all your veins and laid them out end to end, you would die
    
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11. younglove13
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. younglove13
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Teenager
    (noun)
    An awkward age when
    you're too old to do half
    the things you want to
    do; yet too young to do
    the other half
    
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13. younglove13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Stop. Asking. Me. Who. I. Like.
    I DON'T KNOW
    I don't even know what I want to eat for breakfast yet
    
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14. younglove13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 8:31am UTC
    "You should've come with us!"
    "Well, inviting me would've helped..."
    
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15. younglove13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 8:06am UTC
    Silly Phone
    That wasn't a "Missed Call"
    That was a "Look, Saw who it was & ignored call,"
    
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16. younglove13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 8:03am UTC
    We're all weird
    Just weird in a different type of way
    & when you find someone whose weirdness is compatible with yours,
    You call it love
    Therefore, to find love, show your weirdness
    
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17. younglove13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 7:59am UTC
    The best kinds of laughter:
    1) Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent
    2) Feeling a six-pack coming
    3) Tears coming out of your eyes
    
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18. younglove13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 7:55am UTC
    Let's watch a scary movie!
    Few hours later: Can you walk me to the bathroom?
    
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19. younglove13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 7:52am UTC
    WORST FEELING EVER:
    "Class I am coming around to check your homework,"
    HOMEWORK!
    
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20. younglove13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 7:28am UTC
    That moment of fear
    When you can't take that ring off your finger
    
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