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BravoSierra
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October 24, 2013 3:43pm UTC

"i'm so fat!" i scream
as i shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbor's cat, two oak trees and a small country into my mouth.

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we2areawesome
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October 25, 2013 5:46pm UTC

If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?

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bone
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October 25, 2013 11:47am UTC

him| "Why fix it if its not broken?"
me| "Why leave it be when you could make it better?"

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Dudu*
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October 19, 2013 8:01am UTC

☺
Hey, you!
You gave it your all,
and that's all that matters.
Go you!

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Niichole
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October 18, 2013 11:57pm UTC

"I always thought, how do parents go on when they lose a child? You know when I see that stuff on the news, i'd shut it off because it was just horrible to think.. But I would always think, how do they wake up every day? I mean, how do they breath? But you do wake up.. And just for a second you forget, then you remember it all and it's like getting that call again and again every time. You don't get to stop waking up.. You have to keep on being a parent even when you don't have a child anymore."
-Glee

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lozfaz*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 3:05pm UTC

I don't think thigh gaps are attractive.
bring on the sh:t storm.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Me: Yes. This quote is hilarious.
Me: *posts quote*
Six minutes later
Me: Nobody faved it yet.
Me: *signs into my 30 other accounts to fave it so that other people will see it*

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sammi19
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 1:33am UTC

There nothing I wouldn't do for you I would walk for miles if that means I can get to you if I had to climb mountains I would do it for you if I had to swim all the oceans to see your face I would do it for you if I had to give up my life I would just to be with you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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my_life_is_a_tragedy
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 9:42pm UTC

If you ever feel lost, unwanted, or depressed,
look around you.
you've made it this far.
even though you may feel that this is it,
you've reached the final draw.
you haven't.
each day is another day towards recovery,
and no matter what,
you will make it out
i know you will.
i have faith in you.
i love you.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 10:30pm UTC

BELIEVE IN
YOURSELF

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MeowMeowPower
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September 6, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Don't like me?
Cool, not like I wake up every day to impress you.
-.-

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αγάπη*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 11:29pm UTC

Trust me, I know how it feels.
I know exactly how it feels to cry
in the shower so no one can hear you.
I know what it's like to wait for everone
to be asleep so you can fall apart,
for everything to hurt so bad you
Just want it all to end.
I know exactly how it feels.

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