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ManishaGoesRawrAndAHalf

1. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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2. mdawg12
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2011 5:21pm UTC
   If mothers feed their
   babies with small forks/spoons...
   what do chinese mothers use?
   toothpicks?
   
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3. ManishaGoesRawrAndAHalf
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2011 9:24am UTC
   ♥So here’s to…♥
   ♥The crap we talk♥
   ♥The guys we stalk♥
   ♥The way we shop♥
   ♥Laughs we can’t stop♥
   ♥The gossip we spill♥
   ♥The looks that could kill♥
   ♥We’ll stay together♥
   ♥Cause were♥
   ♥Best Friends Forever♥
   nmq
   
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4. EvilAngel
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   December 15, 2011 11:48am UTC
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5. ilovemycraziess
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2011 6:51pm UTC
   boy's sleepovers.
   our expectations: talking about girls the way we talk about boys.
   reality: "let's see who can play cod with our eyes closed the longest!"
   
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6. _ForgettingYou_
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   December 12, 2011 4:56pm UTC
   Who else wonders
   What a Krabby Pattie
   Tastes Like.
   
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7. Autumn4ever
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2011 4:07pm UTC
   [♥] fave
   and ill write a name that sounds good with yours on your profile.
   not for faves.
   i will do them all.
   
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8. DamnnTaylerx
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 7:08pm UTC
   Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay,
   I feel like motherf**king shakesspeare
   
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9. 
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 3:14pm UTC
   Teacher: Did I give out homework?
   Class: No.
   Teachers pet: Yes he/she did! Don't you remember?
   ALL OF THE CLASS DEATH STARES.
   jayciecutie01 format
   
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10. 
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    The awkward moment,
    when you get home from school and look in the mirror and think,
    "shiiiiiiiit. Did I look like that all day?"-___-
    format credit: sparkly_rain_bows321
    
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11. Meowcat
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    I'm so ugly.. :(
    You spelt beutiful wrong ;)
    Lol, so did you.
    
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12. AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    soft kitty, warm kitty,
    little ball of fur.
    Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
    purr, purr, purr.
    
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13. gretaababess
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    FAVE
    and i will blow up your notifications!
    
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14. AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    on facebook: girl with her clothes on
    friend requests messages notifications
    1 2 1
    on facebook: girl with her clothes off
    friend requests messages notifications
    121 231 341
    
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15. idance
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    November 27, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    & i hate it when;
    you're minding your own buisness, then you hear your name come up in a conversation.
    ♥
    
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16. alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Dear 4th Grader,
    your relationship status on Facebook is
    "it's complicated."
    what happened,
    did he take your animal crackers?
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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17. idance
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    yelling random numbers
    when someone's counting.
    
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18. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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19. KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 11:44am UTC
    Texting Vs. Calling
    Favorite for texting.
    Comment for Calling.
    ♥
    
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20. samd73098
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    That sexy moment,when a guy stretches and his shirt lifts up and you see his abs(;
    
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