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Member Since: 1 Sep 2011 11:45pm

Last Seen: 14 Apr 2012 05:21pm

user id: 214563

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Heyy everyonee. so the names alissa and im 13 years young. you can throw a cake at my face on january 28th. So im like obssessed with music and without it i would probrably die. anyway some of my fav artists are: LMFAO, nicki manaj, demi lovato, jessie j. drake,and lots of others.I lovee hanging with my family because i can be myself around them. we have the best timesss. oh yh and my main girlLs: lia,alexa Locasio,kristina,hannah,nicolioliii,and im to lazyy to right the rest. so hmmm wht should i tell you guys, ohh okay so im a dancer, like to draw,play drums,and sleep.so im on witty like everyother girl....ventingwhen im not on witty, im can be a little sensitive but most of the time im rlly hyper and like to have a good time ;D. so i don't wanna bored you guys so i gunna stop. so you follow i follow. k i thinks thats it, bye guyssss♥

  1. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Wake up in the middle of the night
    Avoid all mirrors...
    Airplane engine makes a sudden noise
    I lived a good life...
    Hear thumps while in the shower
    your whole family is being killed and you're next..
    Turn off lights before going to bed
    OMFG run to your bed before a rapest grabs you...
    Elevator door doesn't open immediatley after
    Trapped forever...
    Realize its to quiet, Wheres everyone?
    Oh god zombies...

  2. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    I keep giving you the perfect moment,
    and the sad part is
    you nevertake them </3

  3. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    I'm actually not funny, i'm just really rude
    and people think i'm joking

  4. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    Strangers → Friends
    ↑ ↓
    Ex's ← Lovers

  5. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Dear 4th Grader,
    your relationship status on Facebook is
    "it's complicated."
    what happened,
    did he take your animal crackers?
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  6. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    And Who Else Hates
    How their voice sounds in recordings

  7. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    Pretending to
    "Never get the text" ,
    From an
    Annoying person.

  8. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    Walking around the kitchen,
    like Pac-Man when you're hungry

  9. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    [dyinglaughing]
    * teacher turns
    around*
    [serious face]

  10. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    And you're the reason i get up in the morning.
    Jk, i HAve school.

  11. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    Fave if you get it ♥
    My friend Phillip got his lip removed today
    eeewy that must of hurt!
    Now he's just Phil
    ....why do I bother talking to you...

  12. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    "We're gonna stay up all night!"
    "Heck Yeah!"
    (Twenty minutes later)
    "Damn, I'm tired"
    Other friend
    *Snoring*

  13. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    dear spider on my wall,
    there are no little bugs for you to eat in my room, so why are you in here? go outside.
    sincerely,
    i'm terrified of spiders.

  14. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    That Moment When
    Your looking at you picture when you were little and saying:
    "Damn what was i thinking"

  15. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    It's the way you make me smile,
    when I don't
    even want to
    laugh.

  16. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda funny
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  17. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    I imagined myself
    Soooo much different.

  18. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    That awkward moment when someone says,
    "name a good song"
    & you suddenly forget
    all songs that were ever made.

  19. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    I just realized that,
    -We're all going to die.
    -We don't know when.
    -We don't know how.
    -We don't know where.
    -We could die at any moment.
    Yet we live our lives as if none of that is true.

  20. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    lemons:
    Do not make lemonade!
    Make life take the lemons back!
    GET MAD!
    Then; YELL - I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!
    DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!
    BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN! *
    *with the lemons

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