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  1. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    Girl:
    Truth or dare?
    Boy:
    Dare. :)
    Girl:
    I dare you to love me.
    Boy:
    No babe, that's truth. ♥
    nmf.

  2. kaitlynamazing96 kaitlynamazing96
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS: (it's sad but read it. it's worth it)
    Boy: Hey, hun!
    Girl: Hey.
    Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
    Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
    Boy: Oh really? Why?
    Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
    Boy: Oh.
    Girl: So what did we do in math today?
    Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
    Girl: Ok, good.
    Boy: Yeah.
    Girl: Hey, I have a question...
    Boy: Ok, ask away.
    Girl: ....how much do you love me?
    Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
    Girl: Yeah...
    Boy: Why did you ask?
    Girl: ...>silence<...
    Boy: Is something wrong?
    Girl: No. Nothing at all.
    Girl: ...how much do you care about me?
    Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
    Girl: You would?
    Boy: Yeah of course I would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, everything's fine..
    Boy: Are you sure
    Girl: Yeah.
    Boy: Okay...I hope so.
    Girl: .....would you die for me?
    Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
    Girl: Really?
    Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
    Boy: ......okay.
    Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
    Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
    Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
    THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
    Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
    Friend: No.
    Boy: Oh.
    Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
    Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
    Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
    Boy: Yeah, but not her.
    Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
    Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I'll see ya after school.
    Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
    THAT NIGHT:
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Girl: Hello?
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Oh, hi.
    Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
    Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
    Boy: Are you sick?
    Girl: ….um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
    Boy: I’ll wait.
    Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
    Boy: Alright……I love you.
    >very long pause<
    Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
    Boy: What!?
    Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I love you.
    -click-
    THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
    Boy: Hey dude.
    Friend: Hey.
    Boy: What’s up?
    Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
    Boy: No.
    Friend: So you didn’t hear?
    Boy: Hear what?
    Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
    Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
    Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
    Boy: Ok…
    BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
    Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
    Voice: What is their name, sir?
    (boy gives info)
    Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
    Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
    Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
    Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!
    Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
    Boy: WAIT! NO!
    -dial tone-
    BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
    Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
    Girl: .......
    Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
    Girl: I.....
    Boy: You what? YOU WHAT?
    Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
    Boy: ....>breaks into tears<....
    Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
    Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
    Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
    Boy: You could never hurt me.
    Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
    Boy: ?
    Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
    Boy: (crying)
    Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be here with you
    Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
    Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
    The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
    NEXT DAY
    The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
    THE NOTE SAID:
    “I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    When I say
    "The other day"
    It can mean any time
    From yesterday to 364 days ago.

  4. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    If they read your Witty,
    your parents would be in tears.
    If they read your Witty,
    your best friends would be confused.
    If they read your Witty,
    your teachers would feel sick inside.
    If they read your Witty,
    your enemines, and those who bullied you would be shocked.
    If they read your Witty,
    those who never met you, would judge you.
    If they read your Witty,
    they'd all be guilty because they never saw the difference
    between the person they thought you were, and the person you really are.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    How I see dogs:
    Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labradore.
    How I see cats:
    cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365
    format by ThatsSoMeee :)

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  7. amberlylovesdinosaurs amberlylovesdinosaurs
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    ________________________________________
    I'm not a morning person,
    Do not pull the covers off me, I will kill you.
    _____

  8. XRetroxMonsterX XRetroxMonsterX
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 4:43pm UTC
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    To make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
    Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
    Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
    SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
    Shadows
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
    Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
    green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
    Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">

  9. sammygirl1918 sammygirl1918
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 9:01am UTC
    Instead of saying,
    "Happy Birthday."
    I'm going to say
    "Happy annual celebration of the escape from the womb."
    thingschange_

  10. Lalalalaurenx3 Lalalalaurenx3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 11:15am UTC
    1990
    -
    1999
    The 90's babies. Click the heart if you are to, then comment your year (:
    i'm 1994 ! (: .

  11. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    this Halloween
    i'm dressing all in red
    and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
    so i can say
    "i'm your period, and i came early."

  12. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  13. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  14. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  15. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  16. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2019 9:40pm UTC
    DID
    Y O U
    F A K E
    H O W
    Y O U
    F E E L ?
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  17. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2019 9:33pm UTC
    DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?
    DID YOU HEAR
    WHAT I WAS
    THINKING
    ?
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  18. Cosmic* Cosmic*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2019 8:16am UTC
    “I will love you if I never see you again,
    and I will love you if I see you everyday”
    [Lemony Snicket]

  19. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2019 10:44pm UTC
    Every now and then I check back on this website. I haven't been truly active in years, but looking back on my quotes and old friends is nice. I can't believe I joined this website 7 whole years ago. wow.
    Just in case any of my mutuals are still active, here's a little life update:
    A lot has drastically changed in my life. To start, my father, who I was very proud of and posted about often, passed away in a car accident in 2016. It was hard on me and my family. It still is. There were times I didn't think we could make it through this, yet here I am.
    Second, I met the genuine love of my life. You guys, he is truly my everything. He treats me SO well, and I'm glad I found him. He has the same sense of humor and ambition as I do. We are getting married this fall, and I just can't wait.
    Third, I've made some MAJOR career moves. I became an EMT in 2017, which was super difficult as I was still in high school. There were loads of hurdles, but I truly LOVE this profession. I've found a passion in helping those who are experiencing the worst moments of their life, and I'm honored and humbled that I have the opportunity to make things better for all of my patients. Through the good and bad of this job, I love it with my whole heart.
    Speaking of major career moves, I've made the decision to enlist in the U.S. Army. After BCT, I will be trained as a combat medic, and my hope is to either go Airborne, or work as a flight medic. It will be extremely challenging, but I'm looking forward to growing, learning, broadening my horizons, and serving my country.
    I will be graduating this Saturday. Shortly after, I will FINALLY be moving from my small town to experience a little more to life before I head off to bootcamp.
    I want to thank every single person who was a friend to me when I was active on this website. There were times that I was in a dark place, and I'm thankful I've had some of you to lean on. Going through my old quotes has really showed me that I have grown- quite a bit. I hope you're all doing well, and if you need to reach me for anything feel free to add me on snapchat: epicloser13 (cringe, I know.)
    I know that this website is for short quotes, so I apologize for this long post. I was feeling nostalic, and I felt like maybe someone would want to know how I'm doing.
    I know I posted my snapchat username, and I'm hoping everyone will treat it with respect. Please don't make me regret it.
    Anyways, I have loads of love in my heart for you all and I wish you nothing but the best.
    Signing off, this is Wanderer. Good luck to you all.

  20. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2019 10:36pm UTC
    I had to get counselling from my mom
    She’s a heartbreak teacher
    Remember that time I put those pepperonis on your face
    Made you a creature?
    Now I think bout you every single time I eat pizza.

:)

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