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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AustinH
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July 20, 2012 4:27am UTC

You can bandage the damage.
You never really can
fix a heart.

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BlackButterflies
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July 13, 2012 3:29am UTC

My dad: Why most of your friends hardly ever come over here?
Me: Well, this family isn't exactly what you'd call 'normal'.
My dad: ...
Me: I only have the friends who I know can deal with the weirdness over.
Dad: Did you just call us a weird family?
Me: Well--
Dad: ....
Me:Yes.
Dad: WE ARE NOT WEIRD, WE ARE A VERY NORMAL FUNCTIONAL--
Mom: *chooses this moment to barge through the door with an armful of neon colored mexican hats*
Mom: I got us all matching sombreros!
Me:
Dad:
Mom: We're eating mexican food tonight. I wanted it to feel authentic.
Me:
Dad:
Mom: Oh, is this not a good time?
Mom: *leaves*
Me:
Dad: Well ok you proved your point.

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BlackButterflies
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July 15, 2012 10:00pm UTC

my laptop: wwwhhhhhhrrrrhhhhrrrrrr
me: shhhh baby it's ok. mama's here.

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BlackButterflies
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July 18, 2012 5:10am UTC

why is peter pan always in the air?
because he Neverlands ;)

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BlackButterflies
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July 18, 2012 6:20pm UTC

I DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE THINK "YOLO" IS SO COOL.
SINCE WHEN IS IT COOL
TO ABBREVIATE A SIMPLE FACT
(BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE)
AND USE IT AS AN EXCUSE FOR DOING STUPID THINGS?

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BlackButterflies
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July 18, 2012 6:50pm UTC

does anyone else remember when Miley dated Willis, but then she found out he was only eleven and three quarters?
blacklace

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BlackButterflies
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July 19, 2012 2:28am UTC

psychological fact:
if you can see this,
i'm fairly sure you are probably not blind, dead or amish.

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AustinH
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July 19, 2012 3:04am UTC

So I've seen girls says "Just because a guy makes a quote saying all girls are beautiful, doesn't mean we'll feel beautiful and not insecure" If that's so true, what makes it any different when One Direction sings it?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AustinH
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July 17, 2012 6:44pm UTC

SO I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW THEY ARE FINALLY MAKING A FINDING NEMO 2!!!
EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SCREAMING DOWN THE STREET.
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news/a393814/finding-nemo-2-goes-ahead-with-john-carter-director-andrew-stanton.html

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Lgirl
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July 14, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Mom:Hey you know that song you like?
Me:Which one?
Sexy And I Know it.
Me:Oh yeah why?
Mom:Well here's one for you.
I walk into your room and this is what I see, there's a condom on the floor and it's starin' at me! I've got rage in my head and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it....
You're grounded and you know it!

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KatieeLovesYouu
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July 15, 2012 7:26am UTC

Why do we need school?
Music: We have YOUTUBE For that.
Sport: There's a wii.
Spanish: There's Dora.
English: Everything's shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK.)
Math: That's why we have calculators.
Geography: I'll buy a globe.
History: They're all dead anyway..

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lyssaroo7
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June 6, 2010 1:36pm UTC

Someone
asked,
WHY DO YOU LIKE
HIM SO MUCH? ♥
but before i could reply, my best friend
put her hand over my mouth and said,
DON'T EVEN GET
HER STARTED. ♥
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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Savannahxaleese
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June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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kandykyra
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February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC

Long but worth while...i promise
Her name was Abby
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

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