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LoveWillAlwaysBeForever

  1. bluebox2 bluebox2
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    THE
    GREATEST
    PLEASURE
    IN LIFE IS
    DOING WHAT
    PEOPLE
    SAY
    YOU
    CANNOT DO.

  2. xXxMySecretsxXx xXxMySecretsxXx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 9:18am UTC
    I'm Caught Between
    The Two and
    I Don't Know
    What To Do..

  3. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    *me in gym class*
    gym teacher: alright, everyone jog to the red line and back.
    me: jog?
    gym teacher: yes, jog.
    me: lolno.
    gym teacher: excuse me?
    me: oh, nothing.
    gym teacher: ..alright class, go!
    guys: *runs as if in the olypics, shoving eachother*
    girls: *steady paced jogs, gossiping in small groups*
    me: *slowly trailing behind*
    gym teacher: come on, Marissa, pick up the pace! we know you can do it
    me: *nearly trips on shoelace*
    me: POTATOES ARE NOT FIT FOR THIS
    me: *finishes last*
    me: *dies*

  4. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    There's onething
    that only witty can do for my bucket list before cancer kills me.
    2,000 faves on a quote♥
    ,

  5. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    ❝Don't define your world in black and white,
    there's so much hidden in the greys❞
    -Anonymous


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. CallMeK CallMeK
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    you can always make my day better

  8. Gothabalunza Gothabalunza
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    "I don't like standard beauty.
    There's no beauty without strangeness.

  9. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    It's funny
    because Robert Pattinson doesn't even like Twilight.

  10. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 10:59am UTC
    i just need some time in a beautiful place to forget reality

  11. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 8:53am UTC
    "You two should date!"
    "No...we shouldn't."
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    ohhoeplease

  12. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Harry Potter is our generation.
    We laughed, we cried, we grew up with Ronald, Harry, and Hermione.

  13. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    "Yo, Yo, Yo!
    Aaaaaall, youuuuu
    Suckah MC's ain't got nothin' on me!
    On my grades, on my lines, you can't touch Kevin G!
    I'm a Mathlete, so nerd is inferred.
    But forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third.
    Sh-Sh-Shaken, not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor.
    The G is silent when I sneak in your door,
    and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
    I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me.
    Cause the next time you see her she'll be like "Ohhh! Kevin G!!!"
    Happy Holidays Everybody!"
    - Mean Girls

  14. schmayboy schmayboy
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    "I'm not even on drugs... I'm just weird."

  15. bowtiesandfezzes bowtiesandfezzes
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    I am and
    always will be
    The Optimist.
    The Hoper
    of
    far-flung
    hopes.
    The Dreamer
    of
    improbable
    dreams.

  16. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    A million stars up in the sky, one shines brighter I can't deny.
    A love so precious a love so true, a love that comes from me to you. ♥

  17. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    4 weeks ago: single
    3 weeks ago: single
    last week: single
    next week: single
    next month: single
    next year: single
    next decade: single
    next life: single
    nmq

  18. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    NOT DOING THIS FOR FAVES...
    Fave if you would date/ love someone with self harm scars.
    Comment if you wouldn't
    i just want to know why really

  19. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    Boys get eating disorders.
    Boys self-harm.
    Boys get depressed.
    Boys get suicidal.
    It's not just girls.
    So to all the boys, Stay Strong.

  20. wannabe wannabe
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    random person: omg, im soo hot
    another random person: omg, ive had 22 boyfriends
    some other random person: omg, my parents make 50 million a month
    me: *one notification* look out world, miss popular over here

:)

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