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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Things that aren't okay:
    Post limits
    Dead phone batteries
    Periods
    Gaining weight
    Pending Moderation.

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    ♥ happy 20th birthday to zayn MALIK
    we love you

  4. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    Witty
    www.wittyprofiles.com
    Takes Away Your Social Life, Sleep, and Grades!
    Join Now!
    AdChoices►
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    Might wanna check that ad above again ;)
    double quote format by Breeze

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    one year ago today, january 12, 2012,
    we lost a very loved and a very strong and amazing guy.
    and although many of us have never met this guy,
    heard of him, or talked to him, we still felt for him when
    we heard his story. When we lost him, it wasn't just his family,
    friends and girlfriend that lost him. We lost him, too.
    We lost an amazing part of Witty last year on this day.
    And he will be missed forever, as well as loved forever.
    FramingMathew 8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I want a boy
    who would shove ice cream in my face.
    Who will wrestle with me.
    Who shows me off to his friends.
    Who treats me with respect.
    Who will call me at 4 in the morning
    and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
    Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
    Who could break my heart,
    but wouldn’t even dream of it.

  7. Eminemx3 Eminemx3
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    Really bored!
    Comment your name and I'll give you a name that goes good with yours

  8. Bobscookies Bobscookies
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    Knock! Knock! Knock!
    Penny
    Knock! Knock! Knock!
    Penny
    Knock! Knock! Knock!
    Penny

  9. HellsMessenger HellsMessenger
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    Favourite and I shall comment
    on your profile
    and write what
    I think of you?
    I'll do all of
    them <3

  10. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    How my friends dance:
    \(^.^)z \(^.^)/ (/^.^)/ \(^.^\) ~(^.^)~
    How I dance:
    (._.) ( ._) ( .) ( ) (. ) (_. ) (._.)
    Just spin my friends. Spin.

  11. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    SHEERAN FACT #9
    Ed has a tatoo that says "Your name" like in his song "Wake Me Up" where it says " I should ink my skin with your name"
    Credit: Jahyvie

  12. whenever_you_smile whenever_you_smile
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    Does anyone NOT have an iPhone?

  13. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    Police Officer: Do you know why I stopped you?
    Me: *pulls out a dozen donuts*
    Me: *looks him in the eye*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: You smelled them, didnt you?

  14. sooky234 sooky234
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    I typed f/ck in a comment but forgot to slash the U.
    Steve changed it to fetch.
    Steve just made fetch happen.

  15. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    "2013, a.k.a. another year of me being flawless"
    - Kingsley -

  16. GottaBeYou06 GottaBeYou06
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    Does it bother you that we were best
    friends, but now we never talk?

  17. BandPerson BandPerson
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Just tried Nutella for the first time.
    I am in heaven.

  18. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    I've been at the hospital today
    and I've been told that I've got cancer.

  19. GottaBeYou06 GottaBeYou06
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Moving To...
    Cheshire
    |Chapter Twenty Four|
    Around 10 o clock there was said to be a meteor shower. We all got a big blanket and set it up in Harry's fron yard. I sat down on the edge and laid down next to Louis wtih Jenna on my other side. We looked up at the night sky and just enjoyed the peace and quiet. That was until my phone started to buzz. I took it out and saw Lauren's number on the screen. I answered and put her on speaker.
    "Lauren!" I smiled. Everyone said hi and you could hear a small muffled voice say back ,
    "Hey guys."
    "Oh my god you sound awful!" I frowned.
    "Gee thanks." I could almost see her role her eyes.
    "Are you alright?!" Niall asked frantically.
    "Yes, I just have a stomach bug. Thanks Nialler." she sniffled.
    "Anyways do you need anything?" I asked.
    "No, I just wanted to see if you guys were watching for shooting stars." she said hoarsly. "Oh yeah! We just got out here but nothing yet," I said looking up at the sky.
    "Well tell me if you see anything!"
    "Will do, feel better Lauren." Everyone said goodbye and we hung up. I laid back down on our blanket looking at the blank sky.
    "Poor Lauren," Jenna sighed.
    "Mhm." Emily agreed. We all watched for something until finally we saw a bright streak of light shoot through the sky. It was gone as fast as it came.
    "Did you guys see it?!" Louis asked.
    "Yeah! That was incredible!" Liam smiled.
    "I'm hungry." Niall whined. We all rolled our eyes but laughed at the same time.
    "Kelly come help me get food." Niall said getting up.
    "You can get it yourself," I shot back.
    "But-"
    "Niall's scared of the dark and he doesn't want to get eaten by the monsters on his way back to the house." Zayn laughed.
    "Oh my goodness fine Niall I'll come with you." I gave in getting up and heading towards the house with him.
    "Are you really scared of the dark?" I asked as we entered the house.
    "Yes, but that's not why I needed you to come inside with me." he said walking towards the kitchen.
    "Okayyy..." I said cautiously.
    "I need your help." he said taking a bite of a granola bar.
    "With?"
    "I really like Lauren, but I don't know how to impress her. Let's just say I'm not a big ladies man." he shrugged.
    "Really? Cuz you've got millions of girls drooling all over you?" I smirked.
    "Okay fans don't count. I'm talking like people who I actually know and talk to. I just end up saying something really stupid." he sighed.
    "Alright. Well just think of something creative! Serenade her!" I smiled to myself for that idea.
    "Oh my gosh! Kelly you're a genious! THANK YOU!" he jumped up and down and then caught me in a big hug.
    "Your welcome leperchaun!" He frowned and pulled out of the hug.
    "I'm not a leperchaun."
    "Really? Well for starters you're wearing green, you are pretty short, and you have a very thick accent. All you need is red hair and a pot of gold."
    "Well aren't you rude!" he frowned.
    I put my hands up in defense,"Hey, I call em like I see em."
    **SRRYY it took so long to upload I've had MAJORR writers block.. ewww well this sucked but I hope you liked it anyways. LOVE YOU SNOWFLAKES!!! XX Kelly**

  20. TurquoiseSea TurquoiseSea
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    Things I see
    What you did there
    Nmf

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