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idance
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 2:51pm UTC

***
dear mom & dad,
if my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea.
sincerely, your daughter is a leader not a follower
***

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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badwolf*
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 7:12am UTC

fun fact: Anne Frank's diaries have been banned
from some schools because she actually wrote
about her attraction to girls in some of those and
Anne Frank was bi guys

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 2:05pm UTC

Harry Potter saved my life.
I know it sounds cliché, but it's true. When I was younger, I had horrible self confidence. I had glasses and braces, covered in freckles, and had (and obsiously still have) a huge, obnoxious nose. I was quiet and was the class "weird girl". I was bullied and picked on by my peers, and as a fourth grade, I felt utterly useless. As a ten year old girl, I was contemplating suícide.That's when I met Harry. Every day after school, whether I was bullied or not, I would come home and read. I even borrowed the books on tape from the library and would lay on my bed for hours at a time and listen to them, over and over and over again. There was something about the words that J.K. Rowling was able to arrange in such a beautiful way that just made me feel better. I honestly believe that without those books as an escape, I wouldn't be here today. Because of what I went through when I was younger, I am a much better and stronger person that I was. As a symbol of what I went through when I was younger, my foot now sports a Deathly Hallows triangle tattoo. To everyone who is going through expiriences similar to mine, please remember, things will get better, even if it doesn't seem like it right now. Don't let the muggles get you down.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 12:56pm UTC

me: dad is dinner ready?
dad: will you just wait?
me: I DID MY WAITING
dad: oh no
me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
dad: not again
me: IN AZKABAN

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SokuDragonBallZ*
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 10:26pm UTC

Yeah right,
you never cared.

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Cheshire Kitten*
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 7:26pm UTC

Asylum-grade mood swings: Weeee!Gonna kill myself! Existence is futile. Having fun! Need a cup of coffee.

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Cheshire Kitten*
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 1:35pm UTC

I just want to lay my head
on someone's lap and have
them pet my hair till I fall
asleep because that's the
sweetest most comforting thing ever.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 12:03pm UTC

Autocorrect changed my year of birth from '1996' to '996'.
Thank you Microsoft Word, I'm apparently 1017 years old. XD

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 2:46pm UTC

“I just lost your book” they said.
“It’s not like it’s a big deal” they said.
“It’s just a book” they said.
“What are you doing with that axe” they said.

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bye*
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:21pm UTC

if u guys ever feel uncoordinated just remember that sometimes a sloth will mistake its own arm for a treebranch, grab it, and fall to their death

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and die
♥

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 4:30pm UTC

"My cousin is six.
I was talking to him the other day and I said
'What do you want to be when you're older?'
He looked at me and went 'A unicorn.'
And I was like 'Why is that?'
'So I can stab people with my head.'"

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pip*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 4:13pm UTC

Can you understand that i want to be the girl thateveryone wants to be friends with, boys like her, girls want to be her, family adores her, shes funny, she is smart, another level of beauty, everyone looks up too, perfect, the perfect figure, the girl with the amazing smile, with the pretty eyes, with the brightest future ahead of her, that has talent, the girl that always smiles and its real, amazes everyone, can do no wrong only right.i am not that girl

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sleepy*
posted a quote
February 22, 2014 2:44pm UTC

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
March 7, 2014 4:32am UTC

Leonardo DiCaprio: *names child Oscar*
Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

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MadzYounis
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 2:34pm UTC

Those people who write 1 word for a quote and get 49 favourites:O
Witchcraft.

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 4:47pm UTC

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe

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dolph*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 5:21pm UTC

me: mom im done
mom: excuse me?
me: ive had it, im dropping out
mom: who do you think you are??
me: im done with the fake b'i't'ches, the homework, all of it
mom: you're on 2nd grade
me: no one gets me

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