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hope*
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March 22, 2014 8:15pm UTC

"Submit a Famous Proverb"
well, alright...
Two wrongs don't make a right.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Better late than never.
A picture is worth a thousand words.

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capsized*
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February 27, 2014 12:03am UTC

if i was a carebear id probably have the wifi symbol on my tummy

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*crybaby*
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February 27, 2014 12:24am UTC

UK- We call it Autumn, from the French word "autompne" and later, the Latin "autumnus"
USA- WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN

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capsized*
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March 1, 2014 2:48pm UTC

"WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.
Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

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capsized*
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March 1, 2014 11:49pm UTC

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there and i asked him “what’s wrong?” and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY” and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?” and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK” im still laughing oH F×CK

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capsized*
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March 2, 2014 12:01am UTC

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

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Carla Crahan.*
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March 16, 2014 10:49am UTC

You unfollow me because you're afraid of falling in love with me, I know.

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yourcool
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March 20, 2014 7:29pm UTC

when something extremely funny
happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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December 30, 2013 2:15pm UTC

I'll never tell him how much I cried that night...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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March 8, 2014 10:31pm UTC

Out of a million stars, I picked the one that looked brightest to me. It turns out I was wrong, and that amazing star was nothing but a lie.

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capsized*
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March 21, 2014 4:25pm UTC

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth

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BravoSierra
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March 21, 2014 2:28pm UTC

can i unfollow my problems

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spence*
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March 21, 2014 1:16pm UTC

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS F CKING SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

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spence*
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March 21, 2014 1:12pm UTC

justin bieber: *kills 50 people*
police: wtf
justin bieber: i didnt know it was illegal
police: haha it ok

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