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  1. xobrittany727 xobrittany727
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 12:22am UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser (;

  2. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    1960
    Far Out!
    1970
    Groovy!
    1980
    Sick!
    1990
    The bomb!
    2010
    Legit.

  3. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 3:04am UTC
    That quote that makes you
    SIGN IN.

  4. soccachk547 soccachk547
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    See that girl over there?
    T h e o n e t h a t j u s t t r i p p e d u p t h e s t a i r s ?
    That's my best friend(:
    i ' m | s o | p r o u d

  5. sabriinaaxkaulitz sabriinaaxkaulitz
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 11:18pm UTC
    TONiGHT*WiLL*BE*THE *NiGHT
    that i will fall for you
    o v e r ♥ a g a i n . . .
    d o n t m a k e m e c h a n g e m y m i n d ♥
    ♦♦♦


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. xO_stella xO_stella
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 6:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. hopelesslyinlove6 hopelesslyinlove6
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    "You are what you eat.."
    Y
    That's strange I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today..
    nmf/nmq

  9. lexandjenrock lexandjenrock
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 9:05am UTC
    justin bieber interview
    interviewer: "would you
    date a 13 year old girl?"
    Justin: "Romeo was 16,
    Juliet was 13, i'd be her Romeo,
    she'd be my Juliet"

  10. he_could_be_the_one he_could_be_the_one
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 3:28pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  12. soccergirl78 soccergirl78
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 12:36am UTC
    today my dad
    would've came home from Iraq instead I visited his grave and talked to him for hours about everything♥

  13. little_miss_sunshine_15 little_miss_sunshine_15
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 2:35pm UTC
    Remember When We Were Little
    we would say
    "Do you like him, or do you
    'LIKE-LIKE' him?"

  14. KTMG_Eminem KTMG_Eminem
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 4:06pm UTC
    I fear the dayFacebook
    decides to inform users
    of who has viewed
    their profile . . .
    and how many times.

  15. Julieeexlove Julieeexlove
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 3:18pm UTC
    i wish,
    i had a brother my age
    who would always invite his guy friends over

  16. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    ----> A kid gave his teacher
    a blank piece of paper. <----
    Teacher: What is this?
    Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
    Kid: The cow ate all of it.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
    Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

  17. rockandrolllamb rockandrolllamb
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    Did you know?
    When you snap your fingers,
    the sound is created from your
    middle finger hitting your palm
    – not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
    >> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
    fave if you just snapped your fing

  18. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    dear guy sitting next to me,
    I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke's on you, I
    didn't study either. [♥]
    nmf

  19. wanesa wanesa
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    today,
    my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from
    Harry Potter.
    I have over a hundred contacts and have no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now.
    FML.
    format: mumblebumble

  20. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    .: w h e n a g u y a c c i d e n t l y h i t s y o u r b o o b :.

:)

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