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AmberMariexo
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 7:07am UTC

Every girl has five personalities;
1. How she acts at school.
2. How she acts around her friends.
3. How she acts around her family.
4. How she acts when she's with him.
5. How she acts when she's alone.

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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idance
posted a quote
June 3, 2011 6:30pm UTC

TODAY, AT PICK UP AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, A SECOND GRADE GIRL STARTED SPRINTING AND SCREAMED "MOMMY!'
A WOMEN NEXT TO ME SAID "GOD, I WOULD HATE TO HAVE THAT CHILD, SHE'S SO LOUD HER MOM MUST BE EMBARRASSED.
I TURNED & SAW A WOMEN IN AN ARMY UNIFORM BURST INTO TEARS AND SWEEP THE LITTLE GIRL INTO A HUG.
THIS GIVES ME HOPE.

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DinosaurEatYou
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 6:07pm UTC

i saw a baby;
wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't
exist, but that's okay, caus I can't read."

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sUDZ
posted a quote
September 15, 2009 8:47pm UTC

If a guy compliments your shirt,
He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
well hun, he's gay.
omggg all minee (:
so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
yay (: !!!

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vanybee
posted a quote
December 17, 2010 3:29pm UTC

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pceluvbasketballx3
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 8:50pm UTC

I failed a spelling test
because they asked me how to spell
PLAYER
& I put down your name
nmf/nmq

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way2kl4ubutily
posted a quote
June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC

When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
-Paris Hilton
Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
-Me
***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

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kellyy823
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 7:56pm UTC

♥ Today I saw
a teenage boy
in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
a box of tampons,
chocolate,
cough medicine
& a box of tissues
>>guys like that give me hope.<<

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brwneydgrl
posted a quote
March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC

Click the ♥
if you love Jesus,
and your
not ashamed to
say so.
(:
Notmyformat.

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iN_tHe_ClouDs_xo
posted a quote
September 12, 2009 11:14am UTC

This Quote is black and white.
____(thank you caption obvious)
But you don’t know why.
It’s because.
>some quotes get rated<
Because they are >> ________
Beautiful .
I guess they are kind of like people that way.
Some people are popular all their life.
J u s t b e c a u s e t h e y a r e p r e t t y .
But this quote is showing.
You don’t have to have beautiful
&+ popular
To be loved.

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seemskindafitchy
posted a quote
May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC

REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
nmf.

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RinaKutcherx3
posted a quote
May 6, 2011 6:05pm UTC

Admit it
We all want that tree next to our window that we can sit on when were upset (:

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Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 7:08pm UTC

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imtotallyserious
posted a quote
October 19, 2010 6:03pm UTC

Every girl wants to hear her guy say, ''The next girl I'll ever love will be our daughter.''
♥

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xolaneycullenox
posted a quote
June 29, 2009 9:28pm UTC

God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason
my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken*
my ring finger is for {him} and for proof that we’ll be together forever
my middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to .s.h.o.w. h.e.r. how I feel
my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment
my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay,
No Matter What
---
ALL MINE! NO JOCKING!! i reaaaaaalllllly like this! hehe<3

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HelloSeattle
posted a quote
May 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC

a blind man
walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
-- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
deaf woman
walked passed the blind man, she could
h e a r h e r h e a r t
pounding in her chest.
** All mine **

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
April 3, 2011 5:06pm UTC

DearBoys,
If a girl gets shoved into you, she likes you.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
May 1, 2011 11:01pm UTC

Osama Bin Laden
is dead, but it still doesn't make up
for a l l o f t h e l i v e s lost on
9 /11/01 </3

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andreaax3
posted a quote
September 23, 2010 9:55pm UTC

So today in English,
my teacher informed us she knows when we're texting because
"no one just looks down at their crotch & smiles." (:
-----> B U S T E D ;; <-----

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