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  1. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    My life is like a romantic comedy.
    Minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.

  2. _lydiaa_ _lydiaa_
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    ...and when he's messed you around for far too long,
    and you finally say
    Not A Chance.

  3. AquaBubblezz AquaBubblezz
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    Normal girls: OMG!! I'M PREGNANT!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!
    Me: *Picks up potato from cot and rocks*

  4. Mcr_Unicorn Mcr_Unicorn
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    That moment when there's no top comment on a Youtube video
    D:

  5. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    I spend more time untangling my headphones than actually listening to music.

  6. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Here's to the ones,
    Who try their hardest to be good enough for anyone.
    Who spend hours scrolling through Witty, trying to find a quote that decribes their mood perfectly.
    Who wait hours, for that one special person to come online so they can gather up the nerve to say "hello"
    Who listen to the same song over and over because the lyrics mean a lot to them and with the words, a memory plays in their mind.
    Who don't feel beautiful enough.
    Who deserve so much more than they get and are willing to fight for it.
    Who wastes their 11:11 on that same person, but it will never happen.

  7. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    Me: Omg don't notice me
    Me: I hate you
    Me: They better not see me
    Me: No no no!
    Them: Heyyy!
    Me: OMG IT'S BEEN FOREVER, WE NEED TO HANG OUT.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    I wonder if
    anybody’s actually had feelings for me,
    like actually got upset or mad over little things I did
    and got jealous and confused over me
    and thought about me on a regular basis.
    I feel like I’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone
    and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

  9. xPerfectlyxImperfectx xPerfectlyxImperfectx
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    After 20 years
    Daughter: Mom, I found your collection of One Direction stuff.
    Me: Very good, honey. Now, hide them before your dad sees them.
    Daughter: Why? Does he hate them? I mean, they're really good and the blonde one is hot.
    Niall: Wut.
    Me: ...
    Niall: ...
    Me: ...
    Daughter: ...
    Daughter: I think I just called my Dad hot.

  10. Hi_Im_Sam Hi_Im_Sam
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 9:46am UTC
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  11. Mcr_Unicorn Mcr_Unicorn
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 3:49pm UTC
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  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
    guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

  13. ShadowBlack ShadowBlack
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Sometimes
    the most real things in the world,
    are the things we can't see.
    ~Polar Express

  14. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    "Personally,
    the worst thing a boy can do to a girl is to ignore her
    while she's loving him with all her heart." -Liam Payne
    not a fan of one direction but I thought this was cute.


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 3:42am UTC
    Not all heroes
    w e a r c a p e s

  17. GigiSaysHi GigiSaysHi
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly"
    put this as your quote
    and whoever sees it must check out your picture
    &
    whoever ♥'s it
    disagrees
    stole, changed format tho.

  18. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    She's silently drowning.

  19. Bethxox Bethxox
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Do You Wanna know what the worst thing is??
    You stabbed me in the back,
    dug the knife in far but
    not far enough.
    You hurt me enough
    to leave me in agony
    But
    Not enough to kill me

  20. gummybearzgorawr gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    Seniors: eww freshmen
    Juniors: eww freshen
    Sophomores: eww freshmen
    Freshmen: eww 12 year olds
    12: eww little people
    Little people: I love you all :]

:)

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