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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    *Me reading article about signs that show if a guy likes you*
    Me: Nope
    Me: Nope
    Me: Nope
    Me: Nope
    Me: Nope
    Me: Nope
    Me: Nope
    Me: Nope
    Me: Nope
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    Me: Nope
    Me: Nope
    Me: I guess this means no one ever liked me...
    Me: *Trying to justify that fact that I'm forever alone* ....Whatever cats are cuter anyway

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 4:54am UTC
    punctuation makes a huge difference.
    "I'm sorry. I love you."
    "I'm sorry I love you."

  3. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    Microsoft Word just suggested that I change "you're" to "you is" so yes, I am very very afraid of what the future of education holds.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:51pm UTC
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    Rebecca Black
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    #endoftheworldconfession i'm more of a saturday person
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  6. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    I'm just tired.
    I'm just tired of waking up,
    to the same routine everyday,
    seeing the same people,
    its getting very old now.
    I'm just tired of waking up alone and cold
    Pushing myself out of the bed everyday
    "I'm just tired" That is my excuse

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    "They were just teenagers!"
    I don't know, man. I'm a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager, but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, r.ape, or mu.rder someone.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Saying "never mind",
    because you're too lazy to repeat yourself.

  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Me: I'm not crazy. I swear.
    Me: Don't worry, I know you aren't.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    In awkward situations,
    we all pretend to text.

  11. dani64 dani64
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    Whatt if I ever do get a boyfriend?
    I wouldn't know what to do
    What do they eat?
    How often do they need to be walked?

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see all these
    confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?

  13. SomeRandomDude SomeRandomDude
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    Guys, we all know that she's not perfect. You're not either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if she can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if she admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to her and give her the most that you can. She isnt going to quote poetry, and she isn't thinking about you every moment, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break. Don't hurt her, dont change her, and don't expect more than what she can give. Don't analyze. Smile when she makes you happy, yell when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's gone. Love is hard when there is love to be had. Perfect girls don't exist, but there is always one girl that is perfect for you.

  14. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    I can't help but laugh when a girl gets called out for being a hoe, then tries to act like she isn't one.
    lol no. It's not a big secret, everyone knows your vajayjay is looser than your pants. Just admit it already. Damn.

  15. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    I can fck my entire life up in a matter of 5 seconds.
    I should get some kind of award for that.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    when kanye west is excited do you think
    he says kanyay

  17. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Never give up on your dreams.
    Keep sleeping.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    My friends and I started the first day of kindergarten
    with sweaty palms and runs in our tights
    and Dillion got bashful when he saw me get on the bus
    and his his head in the seat.
    And Michelle and I played dress up for hours in her mother's closet
    talking about what it would be like to act like
    the big kids.
    My friends and I started the first day of middle school
    with sweat plams and new jeans
    and Dillion and I kissed under the jungle gym last year
    but he liked another girl more than me.
    And Michelle kissed all of her big brother's friends
    and tried to be just like
    the big kids.
    My friends and I started the first day of high school
    with sweaty plams and big text books
    amd Dillion has been dating Hannah for two months
    and gives me looks in the hallways.
    And it seems like Michelle has been trying to play dress up in her mother's closet again
    and all the boys look at her and she loves it.
    And it seems like no one will take you seriously unless
    you're a big kid.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    i can't wait to not have kids and
    spend all the money on myself.

  20. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    Don't you dare say I have it 'easy'.
    Just because I don't advertise my problems
    doesn't mean I'm not dealing with hardships.
    You idiot.

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