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aberbabi123
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January 6, 2012 3:56pm UTC

I wish my waist was as small as my self- esteem
and
I wish my boobs were as big as my insecurities.
not all my quote

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Fave if
you were born on your
birthday.
o_O

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nameyou2468
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 1:31pm UTC

1800: Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
2011: Ay, yo! Romeo, where you at?!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 11:12pm UTC

"whatever happens witty has
changed us all right?
so even if witty doesnt carry on,
our memories of it will.
were never going to forget
something that helped us so much."
-Lifesarollercoaster123

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kaila*
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 11:06pm UTC

When I die,
I'm gonna become a ghost, and watch attractive people shower (:

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Yuri
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January 5, 2012 10:14pm UTC

*people speaking different language*
They're obviously talking about me...

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nameyou2468
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:52pm UTC

There are two things
an average girl wishes;
to find the perfect guy
& to eat without getting fat.
nameyou2468 format♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder
How I would look like
If I were the opposite gender.
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Wizards of Waverly Place
ends tonight. my childhood is officially over

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Watching a horror movie&thinking
" NO DON'T KILL THEM , THEY'RE SO HOT!"
©livsbestfriendryan

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Dear Google,
It has obviously been brought to our attention,
That witty profiles might be shut down completely
due to excessive swearing and extreme profanity.
Did bring it upon ourselves? Yes.
But Thanks to Steve, so many girls come on
here a day and express what they're feeling.
Witty has saved so many lives, including mine.
Now, Would you like to take this away from
so many young girls (& guys ) ?
A site that has saved so many young lives,
a site that has change so many of us for the better.
Now would you?
sincerely, Wittians everywhere

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 5:12pm UTC

I would be in a mental hospital if you ever knew what was on my mind.
share
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 4:41pm UTC

w h e n y o u ' r e i n a c r o w d e d p l a c e
and hear people behind you laugh,
there is always a part of you that
t h i n k s t h e y a r e l a u g h i n g a t y o u .

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 9:52pm UTC

Even characters from "Winnie the Pooh" suffered:
Owl: Narcissism
Christopher Robin: Schizophrenia
Rabbit: OCD
Tigger: ADHD
Piglet: Anxiety
Winnie the Pooh: Eating disorder
Eeyore: Depression
And you thought you were alone?

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Imagine going to the doctors for a sore throat.
He would ask you, "What is the problem?"
And you would rapping Emimem like,
"I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like. And right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe."
credit to tumblr :)

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LEXIExTAYLOR
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January 4, 2012 10:22pm UTC

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this is Squirt. ♥
fav so squirt can take over witty.(:

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 12:09am UTC

Girls need to start looking for guys with goals, ambition, and an eductation.
because twenty years from now,
"swag" isn't going to pay the bills.
not my quote but it makes a verrrryyyy good point.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 8:20pm UTC

I never drink when I'm happy or for fun
I never cut until I came into 7th grade
I never wanted to die until I turned 12
I love how my friends are always there
to make me feel even worse
highlight above*

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