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  1. lemon* lemon*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    trying not to fall asleep
    because you're expecting a text from someone.

  2. giveyourheartabreak giveyourheartabreak
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Turning up the radio so loud it drowns out my terrible singing.

  3. smoore01 smoore01
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Don't mean to sound rebel or anything but,
    I play the Wii without the wii strap on.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    My mom: Why don't ypu ever hang out with your friends?Me: Because you won't let me buy plane tickets to go see them.

  5. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Today I learned #1
    Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in the hospital and talks to them in character.
    nmf/nmq

  6. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Lol So True: #25
    Giving your best friend "the look" when you see someone attractive.
    lolsotrue.com

  7. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Me 3 years ago: an unappealing awkward person
    Me now: an unappealing awkward person with a witty
    MAKING PROGRESS HERE.

  8. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Lol So True: #19
    I'm not obsessed with the internet, I only go two times a year. On my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.
    lolsotrue.com

  9. yolo_forever17 yolo_forever17 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 1:20am UTC
    MRS PAYNE? no.
    MRS HORAN? no.
    MRS STYLES? no.
    MRS MALIK? no.
    MRS TOMLINSON? no.
    MRS STYPAYHORLIKSON? YES.
    -one direction<3.

  10. HobbitFellow5 HobbitFellow5
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 1:21am UTC
    Why do I keep finding so many W's in the M&M's bag.

  11. butterflykisses66 butterflykisses66
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    S[HE] BE[LIE]VE[D]

  12. Laxlover98 Laxlover98
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    Dear period,
    the only reason why i like you is becauseyou are a sign that i'm not pregnant.
    sincerely,
    girls
    format credit to OneDirection

  13. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Female Problems #2
    When you find a cute bra, and they have everything
    but your size.

  14. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    My day watching TLC:
    *Toddlers and Tiaras*
    They're like 6, and still prettier than me...
    *What not to wear*
    Confidence boost!

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    While walking down the street I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for 50 years."
    I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."

  16. alissagorgeousx3 alissagorgeousx3
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    2013:
    Monsters Inc 2.
    Finding Nemo 2.
    Toy Story 4.
    YES, my childhood returns!

  17. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    "My accent always works
    with girls.
    They like it
    I have no idea why."
    -Niall Horan

  18. xxRosexx xxRosexx
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    "I used to be self-concious about my height.
    But then I thought...
    F that,
    I'm Harry Potter."
    -Daniel Radcliffe

  19. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    ...am I seriously the only one who thinks its wrong to have a
    Witty boyfriend/Girlfriend?

  20. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    "I can't help but try
    and find my
    future wife
    in the croud"
    -Niall Horan

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