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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    i want to
    inspire people. i want people to look at me and say, "because of you, i didn't give up."
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    what a wonderful winter we're having this spring
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    The Boston Marathon was bombed. There was an explosion at JFK library. Obama was almost sent poison. There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas fertilizer plant. MIT is under lock down because a gunman shot and killed a campus officer.
    What. The f.uck. Is going. On.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. sleeplessefforts sleeplessefforts
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    ☆Killing the Queen☆
    I was the top notch. The girl every girl wanted to be. The girl every guy wanted to be with. I was the envy of the entire city of Star Valley, Arizona. I was the it girl, and no one was going to take it away from me. Then one day, that changed. Someone did take it away from me. Her name was Marissa, and she was better than me. For once, someone was better than me. I didn't like it. I didn't like it at all. And maybe that's why I killed her. Maybe that's not why I killed her. Maybe I didn't even kill her. Maybe she wasn't even dead. But I should slow down and tell this story with more details. Starting from the day we all met Marissa.
    "Gage, where are you? We're going to be late. Not that the teachers would even care, it's me of course. You know I like to be on time exactly," I babbled into the phone. "I just turned down your road, babe. It's okay. We'll be there right on time." I hung up. "Bye, mom!" I called through the house. I ran out of the door just in time to see Gage pull into my driveway. He stepped out of the car to open my door for me. I got into the car, and he closed it for me. That's how a girl should be treated of course. We left my driveway and we were off to the mall.
    Everyone who was anyone met up at the mall every Friday night at 8:00. This Friday, Gage and I walked around by ourselves away from the group. We needed our alone time. We each got new clothes and complimented each other on how we looked in them. We shared a soft pretzel with salt and cinnamon sprinkled over it. We took cute pictures. We ate dinner. We did anything a normal couple would do on a Friday at the mall. We did it alone. I mean, who wants 50 people watching you while you're having a good time as a couple? That's the meaning of couple. Two. That's all we needed.
    I was in American Eagle when I saw her. I saw her long, straight, perfect shade of red hair fall behind her, and brush her shoulder blades quickly. After looking through the racks in front of her, she turned around and I got to see her face. She had just the right shade of light skin to bring out the brunette hair that faded into a gorgeous red. She had dark chocolate brown eyes that anyone would want to stare deeply into, and her eyeliner complimented the specks of green that reflected as the light hit them. She had a perfect nose, something I had always longed for. Her teeth were perfectly white and straight, outlined by dimples in her cheeks. She smoothed her lipgloss together with her lips and smiled in my direction. Was she smiling at me or Gage? I turned to Gage and realized he hadn't been looking in her direction. She obviously made eye contact with me. I smiled back, but on the inside I was upset. Someone was prettier than me. I pulled on Gage's hand and started walking out of the store.
    By Monday, I'd forgotten about that girl from the mall. I woke up to my alarm clock screaming at me, and rolled over. I turned the alarm off and got right out of bed. I didn't have any time to waste. I had to work to be the prettiest girl in school, didn't I? I walked into the bathroom built onto my room and brushed my teeth. I combed out my mess of hair, and burned it pin straight. My hair was a dark brown that ended up into a light blonde at the tips. It was ombre. Unlike the girl I had seen at the mall, hers was more of a natural fade. She had probably been born with it. I applied my makeup quickly, as I had became fast and skilled at it over the years. I walked out of the bathroom and across my room to my huge walk in closet. I pulled on a white long sleeved dress that dipped down in the back past my shoulder blades, and touched my collar bones in the front. I slipped on flowered all lace leggings and black pumps. I looked in the mirror one last time. I overlooked myself. My face, my hair, my smooth, tan skin, and my outfit. I applied some red lipgloss to top it all off. I walked downstairs and Gage was already there. This was going to be a good day. So I thought.
    In the halls, I saw her. I saw the girl. The girl that was prettier and more perfect than me. Her name was Marissa Van. And she was the new girl that was stealing the attention of everyone. Even me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. LifeWishesWell LifeWishesWell
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    "Suicide does not end the chances of life getting worse,
    suicide eliminates the possibility of it ever getting better."
    ~All Time Low

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Google: Why does my cat lick me?
    John Green: Okay, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
    John Green: Cat's believe that all other organisms are cats.
    John Green: Once you realize that, a lot of cat behaviour begins to make sense.
    John Green: So, why does your cat lick you?
    John Green: Because it thinks it's grooming you.
    John Green: So, when your cat licks you, he's thinking--"I love you, gigantic, hairless cat. And to show you, I will lick you."

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    “Try to imagine a life
    without timekeeping.
    You probably can’t.
    You know the month, the year, the day of the week.
    There is a clock on your wall
    or the dashboard of your car.
    You have a schedule, a calendar,
    a time for dinner or a movie.
    Yet all around you, timekeeping is ignored.
    Birds are not late.
    A dog does not check its watch.
    Deer do not fret over passing birthdays.
    Man alone measures time.
    Man alone chimes the hour.
    And, because of this,
    man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that
    no other creature endures.
    A fear of time running out.”
    by Mitch Albom

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I'm deleting my school,
    so i can focus on witty.

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    i have faith in humanity.
    horrible things happen. 9/11, school shootings, world wars, the holocaust, the bombings in Boston. and these horrible things are caused by evil people, or ignorant people, or stupid people, or people who are easily convinced and can't stand up for themselves. but i have faith in humanity. i have faith in humanity because an old man walked up to me when i was ten years old, twirling around in a long red dress, and he told me that i should dance like that even when i grow up because the sun shines out of my footsteps. i have faith in humanity because when i was twelve and my dad was getting sicker and sicker, my english teacher gave me hot chocolate when i showed up at school at seven o'clock, and a nurse in the hospital who i didn't even know kissed me on the cheek and told me that she didn't believe in god, but she was going to pray for us anyway. i have faith in humanity because when i was thirteen and my dad was dying, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party because i was too busy to have one. (my dad cried when he found out.) i have faith in humanity because when my dad got a lung transplant that saved his life, my social studies teacher offered me a place to stay as my whole family flew across the country to get him to the hospital, and when i visited the transplant unit, a boy my age touched my cheek and told me that he wished us all the best, really, and that he hoped i'd remember how to smile as my dad remembered how to breathe. i have faith in humanity because i am a human and i know that i'd rather feed the seagulls on the beach than hurt anyone. i have faith in humanity because my mum has raised me and my sister with the belief that you should never squash a bug when you can save it. i have faith in humanity because this is only some of the kindness i have seen in this world, in these people. kindness is real, love is real, hope is real, selflessness is real, gentleness is real.
    i have faith in humanity, and you should, too.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    "HAHA YOU BLINKED!"
    "Of course I blinked, you clapped your hands in my face, you idiot."

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Closest I've gotten to murder?
    Holding oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.

  15. lexybaybay741 lexybaybay741
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    So today in English, we got into groups.. We had to write a poem about forgiveness in the group.
    We then had to read it to the class.
    I was the only girl in my group
    The guys made me read the poem..
    I know you guys are probably like "big deal, you always have to read"
    Well.. It is a big deal.. I suffer from all types of anxiety..
    So when I had to read today, I turned beat red, started stuttering, and then i was being laughed at.
    I ran out of the classroom as fast as i could crying my eyes out..
    My best guy friend, Alec is in that class.
    He chased after me and found me.
    He said "Lexy, you're the most amazing girl in the world, why the heck are you letting them get to you"
    I said "I am just an embarassment."
    He said "Well do me a favor"
    I said "sure what is it"
    He got down on one knee
    He then said "Do me a favor and be my embarassment at the Prom?"
    I cried..
    He said "Oh and be my girlfriend too..
    I think I am the happiest girl in the world right now...

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    A big shout out to all the side walks.
    Thanks for keeping me off the streets

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
    "just got another new cat..... YOLO."
    "bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
    "can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
    "ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

  18. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    sometimes,
    when i'm really bored...
    i like to lay down
    on my kitchen floor
    and pretend i'm a crumb.
    nmf

  19. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC
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    1) Press the 'Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
    nmq

  20. Allison13Xoxo Allison13Xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    .Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sexx with a horse is legal in 23.Good going, America.

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