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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Dream_ Dream_
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 10:59am UTC
    Sometimes I just wanna run away.

  3. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 10:59am UTC
    I've got a new film idea: It's called:
    Perfection.
    Starring: nobody.
    Cause, nobody's perfect.

  4. SaraClareBieber SaraClareBieber
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 11:46am UTC
    So a few guys in my science class came up with "rapper" names..
    They were: Dick Shirley, Dick Predue, and another name that started with "Dick"
    so then my teacher said:
    "So basically, your all a bunch of dicks"
    *BEST TEACHER EVER*

  5. ejackulation ejackulation
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 11:59am UTC
    "Oh so you can update your facebook status but can't text me back ? omgzz f*ck u >:////"
    GET THE F*CK OVER IT.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. xxiammexx xxiammexx
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 11:58am UTC
    When i was young...
    whenever i was on a long road trip,
    i used to imagine there was a little man running alongside me, dodging obstacles.
    anyone else? :x

  8. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    It's incredible the power
    1 person can have on your life.
    That single person can break or make your day by showing a simple gesture, a smile, or a text or a call. Whatever they do or don't do affects your day. It's so weird how one dhort text with the word "Hey" cane lighten up your entire afternoon!
    Nevertheless though, this power scares the crap out of me; knowing that someone who can control my happiness in such a way exists. It's a scary thought. The ironic thing is, they don't even know that they hold this power.
    They have no idea we sit anxiously waiting for them to text, wondering whether they they think about us as much as we think about them.
    It worries me. Putting everything you have in the hands of someone who doesn't even know they have it.

  9. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    This is the sweetest thing I've seen in a while..
    A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.
    "Your son is here," she said to the old man.
    She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened.
    Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack,
    he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent.
    He reached out his hand.
    The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones,
    squeezing a message of love and encouragement.
    The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed.
    All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward,
    holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength.
    Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile.
    He refused.
    Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her
    and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank,
    the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings,
    the cries and moans of the other patients.
    Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words.
    The dying man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.
    Along towards dawn, the old man died.
    The Marine released the now lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse.
    While she did what she had to do, he waited.
    Finally, she returned.
    She started to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her,
    "Who was that man?" he asked.
    The nurse was startled, "He was your father," she answered.
    "No, he wasn't," the Marine replied. "I never saw him before in my life."
    "Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"
    "I knew right away there had been a mistake,
    but I also knew he needed his son, and his son just wasn't here.
    When I realized that he was too sick to tell whether or not I was his son,
    knowing how much he needed me, I stayed.
    I came here tonight to find a Mr. William Grey.
    His Son was killed in Iraq today, and I was sent to inform him.
    What was this Gentleman's Name? "
    The nurse with tears in her eyes answered, "Mr. William Grey........."
    Not mine. Saw it on Facebook, and I just had to share it..

  10. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    &What if
    he felt the same way about you?♥

  11. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    I used to not wear make-up.
    I used to not straighten my hair.
    I used to not care what anyone thought of me.
    I used to not care if I didn't have a boyfriend.
    I used to think boys were gross.
    I used to think there was no such thing as "popularity".
    I used to go weeks without crying.
    I used to think everyone was my best friend.
    I used to love to go to school.
    I used to be happy all the time.
    But, that was then, it's different now.

  12. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    I'm not 'cute' awkward.
    I'm 'what the heck is wrong with you' awkward

  13. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Dad: * Yelling at the TV *
    Me: You're yelling at the players like they're
    actually going to hear you.
    Dad: You're in love with a boy that doesn't
    know you exist.
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me: Don't talk to me ever again.
    nmq

  14. Gleek1 Gleek1
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    I hate it when im in the ocean,
    and my brains just like,
    "hey you know whats a good movie?"
    JAWS.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    I don’t like expressing
    my feelings
    Whenever I’m sad I don’t like to turn people and
    tell them what's got me so down,
    cause then, I just feel like a burden to them.
    And when I’m sad or something
    I don’t let them see it
    cause I don’t want to feel like I’m trying to get attention
    or I don’t want to bring their mood down either
    so I just fake a smile.

  16. CalmDownCurly CalmDownCurly
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    *waiting in the emergency room for my little sister to get stitches*
    Nurse (yelling at random doctor): Shut the door!
    Me: TURN THE LIGHT OFF!
    Random Person Across Room: I WANNA BE WITH YOU!
    Me: I WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE!
    Random Person: I WANNA LAY BESIDE YOU!
    Me: I CAN NOT HIDE THIS!
    Together: EVEN THOUGH I TRY!
    Life=made

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Dear hair:
    I'll stop burning you, drowning you, and pulling you if you
    just automatically look gorgeous every single day.

  18. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 7:36pm UTC
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  19. oneDIRECTIONinfectionxox1 oneDIRECTIONinfectionxox1
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    him i forogt mah pencil case (r school is strickt if u dont have a pencil case u hve detention)
    me:errrmmm den start with da sentence "i was doing mah homework..."
    him: ermm okay den?
    LATER ON THAT DAY
    TEACHER: where is ur pencil case mmmmm?
    him: erm i was doing mah homework and i must of forgot it at home
    teacher: hmmmm
    him: *looks at me* :O
    me: *whisperes* i hope it works!
    teacher: i like the begining "i was doing my homework" so i'll let u off only today now lemme write a note u gotta give to ya next teacher on ya next lesson
    me: *whisperes* yey! :]
    him: *whisperes* thankyou
    LATERRRRRRRR ON THAT DAY AGAIN
    him: hey wait up
    me: im wating ._.
    him: i didnt get a chance to say thanks... u move too fast from place to place...
    me: but we're in da same form u sit like a table away from mine
    him: u always gotta make me sound stupid dont u? *smiles*
    me: mmmmmmm haha
    Him: anyways thanks again *hugs me*
    dis fat dude i hate and so does everyone else: OOOOOOOOOOOH K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    Me: oh shut up we're hugging not kissing -.-
    him: haha its okay
    me: *blushes*
    friend breking the moment: WHATS UPPPPPPPPPP DUDES

  20. StarsareRachelBerry StarsareRachelBerry
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    You could be the greatest
    You can be the best
    You can be the king kong banging on your chest
    You could beat the world
    You could beat the war
    You can talk to God go banging on his door
    You can throw your hands up
    You can be the clock
    You can move mountains
    You can break rocks
    You can be a master
    THE WORLD'S GOING TO KNOW YOUR NAME
    cus you burn with the brightest
    flame.
    nmf

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