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CharlAldisx
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August 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Today I tried to prank
Call Dominos Pizza
The conversation went like this:
Me: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
The Cashier responded: "No, this is Patrick."
MADE. MY. LIFE.

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AustinH
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August 10, 2012 7:05pm UTC

British accent: Justin Biebah.
American: Justin Biebur.
Australian: Jastin Beybah.
You just tried out all of the accents, didnt you?

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gianna31
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Whoever stuck the "s" in fast food,
well played, well played.
nmq-credit to animallovers46

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MyNamesDillon
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 12:25pm UTC

You shouldn't joke
about suicide.

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Dylan_is_Batman
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 12:20am UTC

Oh look i got some free chips in my bag of air
-nmq

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rebecca*
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 12:28am UTC

Elaine: You'd like him!
Jerry: Why do people always say that? I hate everyone.
-Seinfeld

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 12:31am UTC

*Flush in the daytime*
Toilet: woosh
*Flush at night when everyone's
asleep*
Toilet: NIAGARA FALLS BIITCHES

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 2:46pm UTC

"Hey, really soft hands!"
"Thanks, it's ketchup."
who else remembers this?

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yourcool
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August 9, 2012 3:34pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Karliann
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 10:37pm UTC

I've been personally victimised by Regina George.

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livelifeforever22
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:36am UTC

Things I Did This Summer:
1. Built a rocket
2. Fought a mummy
3. Climbed up the eiffel tower
4. Discovered something that didn't exist
5. Gave a monkey a shower
6. Surfed tidal waves
7. Created nanobots
8. Located frankenstein's brain
9. Found a dodo bird
10. Painted a continent
11. Drove my sister insane &
12. Created a title sequence

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ToriCooper
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Maybe Voldomorts face is flat
because he ran into
The wrong wall at the train station.
blacklace

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catiemac
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July 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC

I really want to meet Cat's brother on Victorious.

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:02pm UTC

me when i get a hair cut.
there: wow! my hair looks pretty good right now.
when i get home: what the f/ck?!
tumblr

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itsbrandon
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July 10, 2012 11:17am UTC

Have you ever wondered if you're anyone's crush ?

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kaitlovesyou
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Biting the skin around your nails, &
pulling the top layer of skin off your
lips are signs of developing
anxiety disorders.
in that case... i'm f/cked.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:31pm UTC

whenever I turn my pillow over,
I feel like I am recharging the cold side.

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