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  1. Uconnchick2 Uconnchick2
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    Pretending your towel is a white, strapless dress after taking a shower

  2. sunnynicky sunnynicky
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:05am UTC
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    My dentist told me once
    that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
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    Format by twilightgirl995

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC
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  4. PerfectisImpossible PerfectisImpossible
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    Wait..
    If the tooth fairy isn't real, what the hell did my mom do with all my teeth?

  5. shopaholic71 shopaholic71
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Is it just me or is disney channel t.v. shows are getting stupider and stupider?!?!!!??

  6. Haley_DixonVixon13 Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    I've always wondered what goes through
    a boys mind
    when he starts falling for a girl.♥

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Am I the only one who doesn't think it matters
    whether you're a girl who likes girls
    or a girl who likes boys
    or a boy who likes girls
    or a boy who likes boys
    or a girl who likes both
    or a boy who likes both?
    for me, I really don't care.
    If you love someone, you love them. End of story.
    I mean, I've had feelings for boys, and for girls.
    and to be completely honest
    I see nothing wrong with that at all.

  8. ggiinnaa ggiinnaa
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    F.I.S.H.
    F*ck. It. Sh*t. Happens.
    the new YOlO

  9. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    suns
    upside down is still
    suns

  10. TaterSalad TaterSalad
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    My cousin, Alexis Michele Rasmussen, was unrightfully taken from Earth in a very cruel way, when she was just 16. But I'm glad that her suffering is over and that she is in Heaven. Sometimes, the only thing that gives me hope is knowing that I'll be seeing her again. I miss her so much and I want her to know how much I love her. But I know she's looking down on me, right now(: And one other thing, I hope her killers are NEVER free again. They should be locked away for the rest of their lives. I love and miss you, Lexi!! Rest in Paradise<3

  11. TaterSalad TaterSalad
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Aawwhh, your dating my ex?
    I've got some leftover pizza in the fridge.
    Would you like that to?

  12. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    Sometimes it lasts in love,
    and sometimes it hurts instead. ♥

  13. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    when frieds come over andyour mom becomes the nicestwoman in the world...

  14. chewy123 chewy123
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Thinking your about to die
    because you got shampoo
    in your eye. ♥

  15. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Have you ever typed" I'm fine(: " while tears streamed down your face?i know i have.nmf

  16. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:02pm UTC
     
    Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about this!
     

  17. imnoons imnoons
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    If I'm on a date & its bad, I'm just
    gonna stand up & say "I'm an
    actor, they're all actors & you're on
    MTV's Disaster Date!" & run out.

  18. theonlydirection theonlydirection
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    I NEVER RUN WITH SCISSORS.
    those last two words were unnecessary.
    (<3) if you get it ;) lol

  19. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    [ Things we've all done #5 ]
    recieved a text message and thought, "What? I have friends?!"
    should I continue?

  20. LadyKJ LadyKJ
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    That Moment When
    ...your a kid watching your fav. movie or tv show and it seems so innocent.
    ...your a teenager watching your fav. movie or tv show when you were a kid, and realize how totally inappropriate and truely perverted it actually is.

:)

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