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MyWittyProfile
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July 15, 2012 1:26pm UTC

I wonder
IF THERE ARE GINGER MEXICANS

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Kuhaiu
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July 15, 2012 4:39pm UTC

That annoying moment when
you know you had an awesome/weird dream, but you
can't remember it.

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thatbritishboy
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July 15, 2012 3:30pm UTC

BEST LINE SAID BY A GUY TO A GIRL:
"The day I will go on my knees for another girl....
Is the day I will tie a shoelace for our daughter."

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OreoLover
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July 15, 2012 12:09pm UTC

During School:
Me and the entire class: *taking an important test*
My Stomach: Let me sing you the song of my people. *dying whale sound*

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* * * *
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July 15, 2012 6:22pm UTC

How could you!?? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
Oh, sorry Dad. That was meant for Jim
Oh.
On a completely unrelated topic,
have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

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italiangirl3
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July 15, 2012 12:31am UTC

Me: *Watching One Direction documentary with my mom sitting next to me*
Tv: *Shows Niall, Liam, and Harry crying on the Xfactor.*
Me: *Starts crying*
Me:
Me:
Mom: What's wrong with you?
True story

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TVQuotes
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July 15, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Jenna Marbles #4
"If you don't know how the internet works. it goes something like this:
Step 1: go on the internet.
Step 2: Google 'Cats'"
Step 3: LOL forever.
And that's about it.
follow for a follow (:

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Lauren3202
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:06pm UTC

My Thoughts in the Shower
Me: I'm so pale.
Me: Where did the universe come from?
Me: *text text text*
Me: When was the last time someone cleaned this bathtub...
Me: I'm hungry.
Me: *text text text*
Me: AHHHH! Soap in my eye!
Me: *Mentally plans out will*
Me: *blinks*
Me: I'm alive!!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be super human.

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mylittlesecret13
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 11:04am UTC

Fun idea #1
don't have kids? hire a babysitter anyways, say the kid is asleep and not to be woken. when you return, ask where your child is.

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Jade672
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July 15, 2012 6:59am UTC

I wish I could,
tie you up in my shoes, make you feel unpretty too.

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Bee
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 6:37am UTC

talking to your friends
through facial expressions
expressions express

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 11:53pm UTC

"eww, the internet is stupid and boring,"
said no teenager ever

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AustinH
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July 15, 2012 1:45pm UTC

Interviewer: What do you have in common with Katniss?
Jennifer Lawrence: We look alike.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Me: WEEEEEEEEEEELL my prince is on his way. He just took a wrong turn and is way too stubborn to ask for directions.
Best Friend: HAHAHAH or he got run over by a bus.

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Sunny1703
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July 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC

I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

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Witty_Queenx08
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 11:22pm UTC

Danny Phantom was kind of hot...

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xHello
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July 15, 2012 12:39pm UTC

Parents: I'm in a bad mood, I think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too

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ThatsSooTaylor
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 12:41am UTC

A girl sees a cute guy in a bar:
Girl: Hi
Guy: Hey
Girl: what are you drinking there?
Guy: its a magic beer
Girl: a magic beer? what does it do?
Guy: why dont i show you.
*He takes a sip of the beer, jumps out the window, flys all the way around the buliding and then comes back*
Girl: can i have a magic beer, too?
Guy: bartender, give her what im having.
*She takes a sip of the magic beer and jumps out the window, falling fifty feet to her death*
Bartender: Superman, you're a real assh/le when you're drunk...

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 12:13am UTC

That awkward moment
when your gum falls out of your mouth while you're talking to someone.

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