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  1. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    He is 90% of the reason
    I get up in the
    morning. The other
    10% is because I have
    to pee.
    nmq/nmf

  2. GottaBeYou06 GottaBeYou06
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Anyone remember these disney movies?
    These movies were my whome childhood :)
    Aladdin
    Bambi
    Mary Poppins
    Hercules
    The Sound of Music
    Cinderella
    Snow White
    Dumbo
    Pocahauntus
    Sleeping Beauty
    Mulan
    Little Mermaid
    Beauty and the Beast
    The Lion King
    Toy Story
    A Goofy Movie
    A Bug's Life
    The Hunchback of Notre Dame
    Monsters inc
    101 Dalmations
    Peter Pan
    The Jungle Book
    Brother Bear
    Finding Neme
    The Fox and Hound
    Robin Hood
    The Aristrocats
    Lady and the Tramp
    I could on forever... lemme know your favorites :)

  3. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    niall: if i'm louder, would you see me?
    me: OMFFGGGG OF COURSE I WOULD
    niall: would you lay down in my arms and rescue me?
    me: ANYDAY. ERYDAY.
    niall: cause we are the same
    me: YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE MOST POPULAR BOYBAND IN THE WORLD. NO WE'RE NOT
    niall: but when you leave it's gone again
    me: BABE I'D RATHER HAVE A KNIFE SHOVED UP MY HOLE THAN LEAVE YOU

  4. xxbrokenheartsxx xxbrokenheartsxx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Lauging
    so hard that no noise comes out, so you
    sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

  5. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    ♥ Silence Is Golden, Speaking Is Priceless ♥
    Avalaya's P.O.V
    [[11]]
    "Caleb, did you hear, Avalaya's getting married," Sophia said. We were eating lunch, the four of us, Caleb, Sophia, Carson and I.
    "Is he a nice guy? If he's not you-" Caleb started.
    “He sounds amazing,” Sophia cut him off. Caleb and I had formed a really close relationship, a father-daughter kind of relationship. “You've met him, Carson. Is that right?”
    “Yeah...” Carson responded.
    “He treats Avalaya right, doesn't he?”
    “He does,” Carson said.
    “Carson why don't you take Avalaya out to the horses? Lacy misses her.”
    “Okay.” I followed Carson out to the horses and immediately walked to Lacy, petting her.
    “She missed you, y'know,” Carson said. I just smiled. “We all did.”
    “I miss you all as well,” I said quietly.
    “Do you want to go for a ride?”
    “Sure.” I got onto Lacy and Carson got onto his horse, Ashes. We rode around the farm for a good hour, either of us went near the forest. Heaps of things happened there, our first kiss, our first time making love. After we went inside, it was starting to get late and I needed to go home so I could mark some tests.
    “Must you go?” Sophia asked.
    “Yeah, sorry. I'll come and visit another time, make sure you're at my wedding.”
    “Wouldn't miss it for the world.”
    I started driving home, singing to the radio. My car stopped, I tried to start it again but it wouldn't start. I was basically in the middle of nowhere.
    I called Emilee, maybe she could help. “Hey Ava.”
    “Can you come and help me? Something's wrong with my car?”
    “No... I'm busy though I can get somebody to come out for you, I'm really sorry. Tell me where you are.” I told her the street I was on and waited for whoever Emilee called to help.
    A black car pulled up and Carson got out.
    F/cken perfect.
    Comment for a reemmmiinnnddeeerrr c;
    Teaser: That song on the radio was the song Carson had sang to me when we were 18, he also told me he loved me that day.
    {A/N:Again, sorry about the size of the writing. Everytime I try to upload something stuffs it up. So as you can tell, things are about to get crazy (; }
    *Sequel to I'll mouth, "I love you."*
    © sugarfreak

  6. Pacificmermaid812 Pacificmermaid812
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    When i was in the car today, Taylor Swifts New song "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Toghther" Came on...as I passed My ex boyfriends house...while he was outside...and looking at me in the car.....
    DAY=MADE
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  7. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Famous Quote by Neil Armstrong
    ‘‘That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.’’
    First Man ever to walk on the Moon
    R.I.P ♥

  8. Bellamynamenottwilight Bellamynamenottwilight
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Things to do in an Elevator
    Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
    Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
    Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
    When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
    Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
    Start a sing-along.
    When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your cell phone?"
    Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
    When a group of people get on, say, "I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today..."
    Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
    On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
    Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

  9. JennaBean JennaBean
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 10:22am UTC
    Well guys.
    today is my birthday.
    now before you go and think
    "Oh great she wants 13 likes for shes 13 now"
    Im not looking for likes or a happy birthday...
    ill admit a happy birthday and likes would be nice but no im not ganna ask
    just ganna sing happy birthday to myself for im basicly ganna be spending my birthday alone till like 12.
    yup.
    life is good.
    so....
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MEEEEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE !
    Ok thanks for your time
    with love
    JennaBean

  10. alexthebabe alexthebabe
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    #56
    Facts about guys
    that girls should know:
    When a guy says
    "I can't live without you."
    and means it?...
    He basically made up his mind
    that you're his future.

  11. DreamScribbler DreamScribbler
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    How to become witty famous:
    put lots of effort into making original, inspirational high quality quotes
    make a weird username about vans or stalkers
    all mine

  12. skyscraper13 skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    When the weirdest kid in school gets a boyfriend/girlfriend,
    that's when you realize you're gonna be forever alone.

  13. alexthebabe alexthebabe
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    #54
    Facts about guys
    that girls should know:
    Not all guys will hurt you, because
    some are decent and would rather see
    you smile.

  14. alexthebabe alexthebabe
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    #55
    Facts about guys
    that girls should know:
    Guys are very protective.
    Learn to accept that because
    it just means we care.

  15. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:55am UTC
    ♥ Silence Is Golden, Speaking Is Priceless ♥
    Avalaya's P.O.V
    [[4]]
    "Where'd you meet Carson?" I asked Marco when we lay together in bed.
    "Oh, I met him a while ago, he knows a guy I know," he explained.
    "Oh." I yawned and Marco chuckled.
    "Night babe."
    "Good night."
    The next week went fast, I went to work, I got home and spent time with Marco. I didn't see Carson once. "Come on, Ava, we are meeting Emilee and Conner at the park." Emilee was my best friend.
    I furrowed my eyes, "the park?"
    "Yep, let's get going." I still spoke to Conner, we weren't close but since he was dating Emilee I had to make an effort. We were driving and out of the blue, Marco said, "How about we get married on November 4th?" he asked.
    "November 4th? What's that?" I asked.
    "We met on that day, silly." I stopped myself from telling him we met on October the 25th.
    "Oh, right. That's 3 months away though."
    "Plenty of time, the quicker we get married the quicker you'll be mine." The sentence made my heart flutter. We arrived at the park quickly and I saw my bubbly blonde best friend, Emilee.
    "Ava!" she cried out, hugging me. "I missed you so much! Guess what? Conner and I are going to Fiji! How romantic? Isn't that just the cutest?"
    "Awh, that's awesome, Em."
    "Why don't you sound happy? What's wrong?"
    "Nothing's wrong."
    "Did you see Carson again?" she hissed.
    "No,' I told her honestly. "I was just one time - I probably will never see him again."
    "I wouldn't count on that," Emilee muttered.
    "What do you mean? Don't tell me he's here!"
    "Uh... he's not here?"
    "Where is he?" I demanded.
    "By the tree, he's coming to us right now." I could hear him start talking to Carson and Marco.
    "Avalaya, Emilee, hey," Carson said to us.
    "Hi," we both replied together.
    Suddenly a little boy started running towards Carson screaming, "Daddy!"
    Comment for a reemmmiinnnddeeerrr c;
    Teaser: "T-That's Lucy?" I stuttered.
    {A/N: Feedback? (: Sorry it's so short! I wanted to end the chapter with the sentence in bold. }
    *Sequel to I'll mouth, "I love you."*
    © sugarfreak

  16. Cecerokz3737 Cecerokz3737
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    Nothing's perfect
    but it's worth it after
    fighting through the tears♥

  17. xlonglivex xlonglivex
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    To the girls who take skinny as offensive..
    Thousands of beautiful girls are dying to be called Skinny.

  18. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    Did you know
    There's a creepy truth behind "The Fairly Odd Parents"?
    The fairly odd parents is about a kid playing pretend with his fish. His godparents died in a car crash when he was younger, & since they were the only adults who understood him he took comfort in imagining that they are there watching over him since his parents obviously don't care. His babysitter slaps him around but he isn't brave enough to tell on her. The granted wishes are all in his imagination, hence why they never have any lasting consequences. Mr.Crocker has made sexual advances on Timmy for years, hence the delusion that he is desperate to steal Timmy's "fairies" which represents his innocence, joy, hope, and good wishes for the future.
    nmq/nmf

  19. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 7:21pm UTC
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