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xxbrokenheartsxx

1. xxbrokenheartsxx
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2012 3:00pm UTC
   Everyone Says They Are Going to be Forever Alone,
   but when everyone is grown up and married, I'll be the awkward asian on the eHarmony commercials.
   
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2. xxbrokenheartsxx
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   I'm love with my bed.
   We're perfect for eah other,
   but my alarm clock doesn't want us together.
   That jealous wh*re.
   lolsotrue.com
   
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3. xxbrokenheartsxx
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   Plot Twist:
   Claire Sawyer from Ned's Declassified
   becomes a doctor.
   
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4. xxbrokenheartsxx
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 9:32pm UTC
   Writing Something for School
   and changing a bunch of words to make yourself sound smarter.
   
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5. xxbrokenheartsxx
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 7:36pm UTC
   Honey you're 15
   you should be feeling butterflies
   in your stomach
   not a baby kicking.
   format by jimmy365
   
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6. xxbrokenheartsxx
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 12:09pm UTC
   I wonder
   how Flo Rida explained the
   concept of his song "Whistle" to
   his music producers.
   
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7. xxbrokenheartsxx
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2012 12:24pm UTC
   Mom: Go tell your brother and sister that it's time to eat.
   *Walks two feet and yells up the stairs
   Me: MOM SAYS IT'S TIME FOR DINNER
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom: -_-
   admit it we've all dont it(:
   freakquotes.com
   
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8. xxbrokenheartsxx
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 2:52pm UTC
   Seeing a spider isn't a problem
   It becomes a problem
   when it disapears
   
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9. xxbrokenheartsxx
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 2:45pm UTC
   Drunk People
   stop at stop signs;
   High People
   wait till it turns green.
   -Not mine, just thought it was cute.
   
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10. xxbrokenheartsxx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Nothing is lost
    until your mom can't find it.
    lolsotrue.com
    
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11. xxbrokenheartsxx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    It's Not That I Hate You
    but if you were on fire,
    I'd probably roast marshmellows.
    ♥
    
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12. xxbrokenheartsxx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Lauging
    so hard that no noise comes out, so you
    sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    
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