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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    when i was a kid, i was obsessed with
    those automatic coupon takers at the supermarket.

  2. HarrisonMerlo HarrisonMerlo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    My girlfriend just said that I put sports before our relationship
    Bullsh*t. It's our sixth season together

  3. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl.

  4. beautifulhomicide beautifulhomicide
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    failed suicide: "attention seeker"
    successful suicide: "beautiful and loved"

  5. she_is_love she_is_love
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 5:12pm UTC
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  6. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Friend: Imagine us in 12 years, we would be all grown up with job and families. We'd like never go back on these websites we love, witty, tumblr, yotube...We would go outside and get lives
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    before you kiss a girl:
    - pull her waist
    - pull her close to your body
    - look into her eyes
    - whisper in her ear "ravioli raviolo give me the formuoli"
    - sacrifice your soul to the dark lord

  8. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    I forgot to go to the gym yesterday.
    That's ten years in a row now.

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    The boys w o u l d be in prison
    IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE LIAM
    - Ed Sheeran

  10. carebear123 carebear123
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    Aren't we supposed to die in a month
    or is that cancelled?

  11. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    This quote is dedicated
    to every single person who ever
    looked in the mirror and thought,
    "I'm not good enough."
    Honestly? You're good enough for me.
    My quote.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    "To the girl at the table near the back of the library -
    I almost asked you what was wrong the first time I saw you crying. Then I saw the book you were reading, and realized that you were crying because of it. And I was interested, because I'd never read anything that moved me that much.
    I checked out the book you were reading, and guess what? I cried - just a little - too. That's how it started. Every time I go to the library, you're almost always there, usually with a completley new book. Sometimes you smile, or laugh out loud, and when you do, I check out the book you're reading.
    That was it, really, until I realized how gorgeous you are. You're not pretty in the normal kind of way, but god, when you smile, it lights up your face in the best way.
    I wish you'd notice me, sitting a few tables away from you, reading the book you were a few days ago. I wish you'd smile at me. I don't have the guts to talk to you. I'm afraid you won't be anything at all like I imagine.
    One of these days, I'll work up the courage and ask you about what you're reading.And maybe you'll smile that gorgeous smile and tell me all about it, and then we'll talk about all the books we've read. But until then, thank you for the book recommendations. I love them.
    Love, the boy a few table away from yours."

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
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  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    when i die, i want catnip to be
    planted over my grave. then all the stray cemetery cats will flock to my grave and rub all over it,
    and people will think i was some kind of cat god.

  15. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    when i'm older i'm gonna move to london
    and one rainy day i’ll be sitting in a coffee shop and a really cute waiter with the nicest accent will serve me and then ask for my number and we will fall in love and live happily ever after. and if it doesn’t happen, i’m going to summon the dementors from harry potter and destroy everyone.
    just a forewarning for all you.

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    1995: askdjkfsdgvsdfmnv sdjfdfvdsjgvjbkdfjdf jasdfsdfsdfgvsf EEEEEEEEEEEY MACARENA!
    2012: asdkcxfdxsjhvfjgjhfugtdfg ajdfjskdfjkdgfkjgeirg,twrfnef fgi,twergjwrgnrjgnerg EEEEEEEEEEEY SEXY LADY!

  18. cassiewassy156 cassiewassy156
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    So this guy was trying to hit on this girl in my class today and this happened.
    Douche: Hey
    Girl:..
    Douche: HEY
    Girl: What?
    Douche: You know, there should be a warning sign on my d!ck
    Girl: Excuse me?
    Douche: Yeah, it should say choking hazard. lol *Hi fives bros*
    Girl: Isn't that a label they put on small objects?
    That girl just happened to be me.

  19. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    So I'm just sitting here wondering when
    I'll get pretty.
    nmf

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    hi, i'm daniel radcl...
    NO. you're harry potter.

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