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HarrisonMerlo

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Member Since: 7 Dec 2012 03:56pm

Last Seen: 14 Dec 2012 11:23pm

Gender: M

user id: 341210

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1. HarrisonMerlo
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2012 11:24pm UTC
   put this as you're banner for you're profile please!!!!!
   <img src= "http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/0da9015c796dc746eb796ff47e78fbd8.jpg">
   
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2. HarrisonMerlo
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2012 6:49pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   you get caught staring at an attractive person….
   
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3. HarrisonMerlo
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 5:17pm UTC
   Loving someone and not expressing it
   is like wrapping a gift and not giving it
   
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4. HarrisonMerlo
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 5:06pm UTC
   Even when I’m home alone, I always lock the bathroom door.
   I’ve seen Zombieland. I’m not going out like that.
   
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5. HarrisonMerlo
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   December 7, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   Treat me like a joke,
   and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
   
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6. HarrisonMerlo
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 4:57pm UTC
   Whoever said “Nothing is Impossible”
   has obviously never tried to staple water to a tree.
   
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7. HarrisonMerlo
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   December 7, 2012 4:41pm UTC
   My wife says I’m too nosey…
   at least, that’s what she wrote in her diary
   
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8. HarrisonMerlo
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   December 7, 2012 4:35pm UTC
   The songs I like always come on
   right when I have to get out of the car...
   
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9. HarrisonMerlo
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 4:32pm UTC
   My girlfriend just said that I put sports before our relationship
   Bullsh*t. It's our sixth season together
   
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