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BravoSierra
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October 9, 2013 2:56pm UTC

the fox says you're a failure and your life is sad.

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CharliesTheName
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October 7, 2013 7:49pm UTC

My Spanish Teacher: *says crazy spanish gibberish*
Me: Oh, she said to raise your hand if you did all of your homework this weekend.
Me: *raises hand*
Class: *stares at me*
Me: Wait..what'd she say?
Spanish Teacher: Raise your hand if you didn't give a shït about your homework and refuse to do it.

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Rajsonkar
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September 24, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Life is the most easy examBut many failsbecauseThey try to copy othersThey don't realize that everyone has a different question paper

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ChocoTaco
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October 17, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Today my sister was on the phone
With someone from a college she's applying to, and at the end of the conversation she went, "Okay love you bye."
And the best part is she didn't even notice.

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capsized*
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September 19, 2013 7:06pm UTC

a moment of silence for all the food we’ve dropped

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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October 10, 2013 7:35pm UTC

What a fire alarm means:
In most familes: There's
a fire.
In my family: Dinner's ready!

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happiest*
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October 17, 2013 2:25pm UTC

i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background

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glitter162*
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September 20, 2013 6:33pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you realize that every house has a particular smell, but you can't even smell the one at your house

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happiest*
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October 16, 2013 2:26pm UTC

u don’t realize how loud ur mouse clicking is until it’s the middle of the night and ur trying to hide from ur parents

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dolph*
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October 5, 2013 10:17am UTC

Nearly every teacher at my school has this poster on the wall in their classrooms:
"SOME PEOPLE ARE GAY.
GET OVER IT."

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Feyoncé
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you

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happiest*
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September 22, 2013 2:04pm UTC

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you

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happiest*
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September 21, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that. Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

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happiest*
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October 15, 2013 2:10pm UTC

what do you mean no pets allowed this is my sister

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happiest*
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October 6, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Me : tries to do homewrok
Relax! Something went wrong

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Hale_Storm18
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October 12, 2013 5:46pm UTC

if yahoo answers can't solve your problem then you're in too deep

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Hale_Storm18
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October 6, 2013 9:28pm UTC

Me studying for a test:
I am going to fail this test. I accept my fate.

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BravoSierra
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October 7, 2013 2:19pm UTC

i had a dream that leonardo dicaprio was hitting on me.
he asked me what my sign was so i told him dicapricorn and then i woke myself up laughing.

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happiest*
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October 17, 2013 2:23pm UTC

If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough

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Hale_Storm18
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October 9, 2013 7:58pm UTC

If a boy pays attention to me I'll fall in love for about a week.

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