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  1. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    If I died today,
    Don't tell anyone.
    I'd like to see who would notice.

  2. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    "Are you single?"
    "No im plural."

  3. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    puberty
    was supposed to show change, right? I think my boobs
    started to grow, but then got tired and stopped. For years.

  4. cupcake069 cupcake069 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    A jealous girl
    will do better research
    t h a n t h e
    fbi

  5. Cherrycherryb00mb00m Cherrycherryb00mb00m
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    Today, at around 11:30 am, I was diagnosed with breast cancer.
    Nope, not asking for attention. I'm asking that nobody give me sympathy, because
    I know I am going to be a survivor.
    So favorite this quote for all the survivors; for me.

  6. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    When i was little, i would
    wonder what I would look
    like at this age...
    I am so not impressed.

  7. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    A Teenage Bucket List, Part Two.

    Meet Steve, and thank him for Witty. Be someones' Christmas present. Ride the Polar Express. Travel the
    world. Spend the whole day playing video games
    with him. Buy a beach house. Fall asleep on the beach.
    Have my 11:11 wish come true. Ride a motercycle.
    Pet a lion. Walk in a fashion show. Design my own
    outfit. Go to Paris. Ride a dolphin. Tip a cow. Learn sign
    language. Have a 1,000 followers on Witty. Sing with
    my favorite band. Go on a road trip. Be a Hollister model
    for a day. Steal a school bus for a day. Party in Las Vegas.
    Build a giant sand castle. Have abs.
    Smile non-stop for one whole year, and be grateful for life.
    jayciecutie01's format.
    inspired by many people and websites.

  8. musiclyricslove musiclyricslove
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    don't r u i n an
    a p o l o g y
    with an
    e x c u s e .

  9. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're in an elevator with a hot guy...alone.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. ThatCoolKid87 ThatCoolKid87
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    To do list :
    1.buy a parrat.
    2.teach the parrot to say, "Help i turned into a parrot!"
    3.leave it in a public area.

  11. JordanRae JordanRae
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    If a guy
    whistles at you, slap the hell out of him. You're a lady, not a dog.

  12. JordanThinksYourBeautiful JordanThinksYourBeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Cut me some slack & give me a break
    i'm just a teenager who made a mistake
    nmq.

  13. ArianaGx3 ArianaGx3
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    Mom: "I got a new tool box today"
    My best friend: "Woah wait, you bought half the kids in my grade?"
    I love her.

  14. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    "I like your hair."
    "thanks, I grew it myself."

  15. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:19pm UTC
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  16. msemilyosment msemilyosment
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    LOOKING AT THE TOP QUOTES THINKING
    "Why didn't I think of that?!"

  17. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    Who are you ? Someone changed all my contacts names
    What's my name?
    The chosen one..
    Don't change it back
    BUT WHO ARE YOU!!!!
    The chosen one.

  18. SoftballLover69 SoftballLover69
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    Grade school vs.
    Middle school vs. High School;
    Grade school: "Mommy, can I sit at the grown-up table?"
    Middle school: "Ugh, I'm too old to sit here."
    High school: " HELL YEAH! I get to sit at the kids table!"
    Grade school: "YES! Coloring books!"
    Middle school: "Wtf, is this? Fourth grade?"
    High school: "OK, who the hell stole my red crayon?!"
    *Teacher calls mom*
    Grade school: "NOOOO! :'("
    Middle school: "Lol, I'll delete the messege when I get home."
    High school: *Feet on desk* Tell her I said HI!"
    Grade school: "Yeah! I got a star! :D"
    Middle school: "Who the hell wants stars?"
    High school: "Yo, check out my gold star betch."

  19. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:56pm UTC
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  20. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you see a bunch of people from school hanging out together at the mall
    and you're there with your mom

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