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  1. xxiloveyou123 xxiloveyou123
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:53am UTC
    Top 3 Biggest Lies Ever:
    1.) I have read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions.
    2.) I don`t like/have a crush on anybody.
    3.) I`m fine.

  2. wwydiywm wwydiywm
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 11:20am UTC
    If you cant go to sleep at night that’s because your awake in someone else’s dream. J

  3. x0mostd0pe x0mostd0pe
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:51am UTC
    HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY TO ME(:

  4. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:42am UTC
    "what is depression like?" he whispered
    "it's like drowning."
    "Except you can see everyone around you breathing"

  5. GRACEROCKS GRACEROCKS
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:49am UTC
    oesday anyoneway eakspay igpay atinlay
    Do you get it? try to decode it!
    It actually means something!!!

  6. CarolinaPreto CarolinaPreto
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:30am UTC
    Fact : no matter how many times you say "okay" your parents will not stop talking.

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 10:54am UTC
    you will never have the
    passion to go after
    something that is not
    yours
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | i n s p i r a t i o n s
    So basically, if you are passionate about something, do
    not take time to wonder if you are right for it. If it was
    not yours, you would not have passion for it.

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    its that special
    time of year
    when white girls put
    themselves through extensive
    pain just to take bikini pictures in the snow
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s
    no offense towards white girls
    im a white girl
    id just like to apologize for a good third of my white girl sisters

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    signs he likes you
    (2 of 10)
    They are more likely to
    face you when
    talking to you as opposed to
    standing sideways or away from you.
    However, if they are shy, then
    this point won’t apply so much.
    Instead, they will
    periodically take glimpses at you
    when you’re not looking.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    signs he likes you
    (4 of 10)
    When a woman crosses her
    legs it doesn’t mean much
    but when a man does such thing he is
    actually telling you that he isn’t
    willing to open up or let you get close to him.
    Crossed arms are also not a
    good sign either as that shows he’s
    trying to put up a wall and
    make himself unavailable to you.
    Pay attention to the
    openess of his posture.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    I would enjoy school more if
    it was acceptable to bring a blanket
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  12. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    Am I the only you who hates 'Diamonds' by Rihanna?

  13. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 10:45am UTC
    Just because she's pretty
    It doesn't mean you're ugly

  14. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    Idk,I just wanna look like Ariana Grande.

  15. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    Grandma: "I hate it when people wear their trousers really high up, like two inches below their nipples!"
    Me: "Erm, Grandma, where do you wear your trousers?"
    Grandma: "On my waist".
    Me: "Exactly, two inches below your nipples".

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    I wonder if
    anybody’s actually had feelings for me,
    like actually got upset or mad over little things I did
    and got jealous and confused over me
    and thought about me on a regular basis.
    I feel like I’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone
    and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

  17. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    When I'm Packing
    Me: Let's see I need 10 pants cuz you never know how cold it'll get or if I spill something
    Me: And 12 shirts, cuz i need a wide variety cuz what if i go to something fancy?
    Me: and 14 tanks tops. I always wear tank tops.
    Me: Well I need all of my bras, I can't just wear the same one everyday..
    Me: And 300 pairs of underwear, what if i get my period?!?!
    Me: Oh and 50 socks. You can never have too many socks, and what if my feet get cold?
    Me: And 20 pairs of shoes. You never know where you're going.
    Me: and here's my toothbrush, toothpaste, contacts, makeup, hair stuff, and purse.
    Me: Yep I'm ready.
    Me: WAIT I NEED MY CAT
    Me: AND MY COMPUTER
    Me: AND MY HOUSE
    Me: AND RUSSIA
    Me: AND THAT EXPIRED COUPON TO RALPH'S.

  18. rooftops* rooftops*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    My Health Teacher: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

  19. Marrcus Marrcus
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 12:41am UTC
    Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?"
    *Door creeks*
    Ghost hunters: "Oh so your name is William?"

  20. italiangirl3 italiangirl3
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    The other day in my gym class,
    we were playing wiffle ball
    and a girl who is autistic
    hit the ball,
    and ran all the way to home base.
    And after she did
    she high fived everyone on the team
    with a huge smile on her face.
    Fav if you think that's adorable
    nmf

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