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KodaGirl

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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eve123
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 4:31pm UTC

STUPID GIRL,
GUYS LIKE
HIM
DON'T GO FOR
GIRLS LIKE
YOU

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Kudos to WittyProfiles.com,
the only website I know that tells you if it's your username or your password that's incorrect.

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hannabananadancingboo
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 12:27pm UTC

you can say im a dreamer, but Im not the only one.

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hannabananadancingboo
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Im falling for my best friend.

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hannabananadancingboo
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 1:52pm UTC

I honestly dont care if its rude to stare.....
If you're cute I'm going to stare.

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hannabananadancingboo
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 1:21pm UTC

One simply does not
" just get over him. "

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hdog101
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 11:01pm UTC

Witty girls, I need your help!!
There's this girl online that has been messing with my mom and some of her friends.
She even broke up a family. She claims that she's 28 and has a baby. She's claimed to have had many health problems such as renal failure, diabetes, she's lost a kidney, she's on dialysis, and many more things. She also claims to go out and party alot. If she's 28, has a baby, and all those health problems, how does she find time to ever go out and party?
The guy she's been messing with has asked her for pictures of her and her daughter TOGETHER and she replies with stuff like, "I shouldn't have to prove myself to you!" and "It's sad that you don't trust me!" ...Sound familiar?
She's supposedly from Australia. She has NEVER texted him or called him. Typical thing a fake would do...
She said that since everybody was ganging up on her calling her fake, she was gonna kill herself. Okay, first of all... If you're gonna kill yourself, like for real, you DON'T tell everybody. You just do it quietly. Secondly, who kills themselves over people they've never met in person? Okay so when she supposedly killed herself, her "mom" posted this memorial page for her and it had pictures of her and she wrote her birthday on it with the year she was born. It's funny because the year she said her daughter was born was actually ONE WHOLE YEAR AFTER the real (well... real fake I guess) said she was born.
How could this guy be so naive to think that this girl is real? Choppy hair like the typical emo site model. No pictures of her with her daughter. She lives in Australia? No phone. Everything else...
Okay, so now that we've established that she's definitely fake, all that's left to do is find the SOURCE of these pictures. We've done reverse photo lookups on Google but we can't seem to find anything... Weird.
Sooo, that's what I need y'all for! PLEASE take a minute or two to look at these pictures and do some investigating for me and tell me what you find! It would be so greatly appreciated!! Thanks!! :)
This is her:
http://i49.tinypic.com/novw3o.jpg
http://i45.tinypic.com/29cvp1j.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/1jbcn.jpg

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dancingbananas
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 7:27pm UTC

chocolate solves all problems....
except obesity.

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dancingbananas
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 7:19pm UTC

what's the weirdest rumor you've heard about yourself?
Well people used to say I was home schooled, those were my classmates that said that.
They thought that was offensive....

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dancingbananas
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 7:24pm UTC

2012 Survey
Friends:
1. Lost any friends? No
2. Made any friends? Yes
3. Been backstabbed?yes
4. Backstabbed someone else? kinda.
5. Fell for a friend? Yes
Love:
1. Had your heart broken? Yep
2. Broken a heart? Kinda
3. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend? Ya
4. Cheated/been cheated on? I think so
5. Fallen for the "wrong person"? Meh.
Self-esteem:
1. Low or high? Middle
2. Haven't self harmed since-? Ever
3. Built up your confidence? what
4. Your story? Cows.
Resolutions:
1. Your resolutions from 2012? Lose weight.
2. Accomplished? no
3. Unsuccessful? I guess so
4. Resolutions for 2013? Lose weight as always.

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ThatWittyGuy
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:38am UTC

just a normal day
me: -wakes up with a bird nest in hair-
me: -crawls over to frigde and eats a pizza, a tub of icecream and a cat-
me: -sits on couch and grabs laptop, logs onto witty-
-5 days later, page 174938364938-
me: hurr hurr hurr dat funny quote -faves-
me: -pulls a mouldy dorito out of hair and eats-
-brother comes home-
me: ohai get me food.
-two centuries later-
me: i needs to pee.
me: I think ill stay right heres
me: -pees onself-
me -nest of mould grows in hair, still on witty.-
me: -dies with head in crotch-
brother: dafuq
aaand repeat.

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dancingbananas
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 9:40pm UTC

I know it's hard to swim in a world so shallow, but as a mentally challenged fish once told is: we just gotta keep on swimming...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 4:25pm UTC

friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then
suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming
at them and calling them names
nmq

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 3:47pm UTC

read this if ur gay ahahaHAHAHAHA IT’S TOO LATE WELCOME FRIEND

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