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  1. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 11:23am UTC
    oversized hoodies
    you think they're clothes
    but they're actully wearable hugs

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went "oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

  4. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    If you don't have a girl crush
    on Emma Watson and/or Jennifer Lawrence,
    I don't know what you're doing with your life.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Harry Styles running through your veins

  6. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    I wish people looked like
    their personalities
    Jannette's Format. DO not remove.

  7. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    I think the creepiest thing in the world is what society
    has done to the word “daddy”

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    *Suddenly realizes that next year is like 3 weeks away*
    what
    what
    what
    what
    what
    what
    what
    what
    Hey Macklemore can we go thrift shopping

  9. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Teacher: I don't like your attitude.
    Me: Well I don't like your teaching, but you don't see me complaining.

  10. *ma·lev·o·lent* *ma·lev·o·lent*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    teacher: this is due when you return from
    christmas break, this is not a project you
    can do at the last minute.
    me: you under estimate me..

  11. happiest* happiest*
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    December 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    how do boys look good without makeup?

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

  16. spence* spence*
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    December 7, 2013 11:05am UTC
    I am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but I can’t sit on other people’s laps because I’m always paranoid that I'd crush them and they’d diE

  17. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 11:10am UTC
    All I think about is clothes I can’t afford and food I want to order.

  18. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 11:13am UTC
    Have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a sh/tty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them

  19. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk”
    Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”

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