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ThatWeirdGirl*
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March 21, 2013 6:33pm UTC

Zero is a countless number;
I have had countless boyfriends.

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cheetah678
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March 23, 2013 9:32am UTC

Fat, single,
and ready for a pringle
format jimmy365, nmoq

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RingoStar
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March 20, 2013 12:10pm UTC

Forever alone calendar 2013
Just Me January
Friend Zoned February
No Match March
All Alone April
Manless May
Just Give Up June
Just A Dream July
All By Myself August
Sleep Alone September
Outnumbered by Couples October
No Boyfriend November
Don't Date December

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jimmy365
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March 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC

what a wonderful winter we're having this spring
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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March 10, 2013 4:35am UTC

how to break up with someone
you: your ex is attractive.
partner: which one?
you: me.
you: BYEEEE

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lazyLION24
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March 10, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Bec*
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March 10, 2013 8:15pm UTC

In the shower: 2% washing hair 1% washing body 96% winning fake arguments with people you hate.

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eve123
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February 26, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Bad days
only last
24 hours.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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February 26, 2013 5:10pm UTC

it's weird to imagine important people
as kids. like obama probably wrote "b00bs" on a calculator and laughed at one point in his life.

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extremeawkwardturtle_
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February 25, 2013 7:14pm UTC

When your head is itchy but
you don't itch it because you don't want to look like you have lice so you just sit there being tortured.
My quote.

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peacelovelax13
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February 25, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Don't Flatter Yourself.
I Only Look
Up To You
Because I'm
Short.

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happygirl22
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February 25, 2013 8:01pm UTC

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

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happygirl22
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February 25, 2013 8:03pm UTC

Instead of calling it the John, I call my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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happygirl22
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February 25, 2013 8:08pm UTC

When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my Facebook for me just to freak people out. Things like, "hey, who knew they had wifi up here?"

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