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extremeawkwardturtle_

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Member Since: 30 Jan 2013 12:44pm

Last Seen: 10 May 2013 09:58am

Gender: F

user id: 348460

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  1. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 10:02am UTC
    perks of not having a thigh gap.
    when food drops on your lap, you can catch it.

  2. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    I gave up on doing my homework. I did it for a while, but I still got a E. So.

  3. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    Facebook
    Witty.

  4. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    The little amount of self respect girls have these days is astonishing.

  5. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Today I had to walk home from my sisters elementary school because I rode the late bus
    and I was walking down the road eating doritos, looking rachet, and some person tried to hit me because I looked like a ghetto thug. Lmfao. I guess that's how people solve their problems now a days.. Hitting people with cars. Well that's new.
    Mine. This seriously happened.

  6. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    When your head is itchy but
    you don't itch it because you don't want to look like you have lice so you just sit there being tortured.
    My quote.

  7. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 10:12am UTC
    i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
    glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

  8. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    In the most astonishing plot
    twist of all time,
    twinkies are the only ones that
    did not survive the
    apocalypse

  10. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    everywhere
    you go make sure you
    randomly laugh darkly and say
    “I’m finally getting used
    to this body”

  11. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    WAIT
    am i the only one who didn't know
    that when you put your curser
    over "witty" at the top left part of the screen, it turns into a disco?

  12. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    While you're talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss mya.ss.
    ✌☮✌

  13. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep?
    ^ into a hole filled with food and be perfectly fine

  14. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:49pm UTC
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    Lose your social life today.
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  15. extremeawkwardturtle_ extremeawkwardturtle_
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    if you say you've never peed
    in the shower, you are lying. and that's a fact.

:)

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