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  1. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
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    March 31, 2012 9:25pm UTC
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  2. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #253
    Looking fat in
    everything because
    of your big boobs.
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  3. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
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    April 6, 2012 12:33pm UTC
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  4. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #280
    Laughing at your own
    jokes, despite nobody else
    understanding it.
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  5. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #284
    When your
    version of being "tan"
    is most people's "pale".
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  6. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #287
    Spending an hour on a
    humid day trying to
    straighten your hair.
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  7. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #291
    The weird girl gets
    a boyfriend and you
    don't.
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  8. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #293
    Crying over stupid
    things and not being able to
    explain why you're crying.
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  9. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #306
    Boyfriend
    dumps you, flirt with
    his best friend.
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  10. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
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    April 21, 2012 8:57pm UTC
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  11. theater101 theater101
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC
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    Oh, so you're "naturally" beautiful?
    Mind if I test it with a wet wipe?
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    Format by twilightgirl995

  12. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Looking for more witty friends.
    I have some criteria, but you dont need to fit all of it.
    -Random.
    -Won't just talk for an hour and never say hi again
    -Not perfect.
    -Friendly enough
    -completely/partially insane.

  13. darastarring* darastarring*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    1. ♥ thesonginside favorited your quote. - 3:18 pm April 21, 2012
    Aww! Thanks, me.

  14. cropacuddles22 cropacuddles22
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    R e m e m b e r w h e n
    Stupid was a "naughty word"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Today, at Starbucks,
    when the lady asked me for my name I said Lord Voldemort. When the guy called out the name for the pickup, he said, "Lord Vol... He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?"
    EPIC WIN.

  17. haley0118 haley0118
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    YESI'm pretty much a normal teenage girl. I have close friends that I let see my real laugh. I have a billion crushes all at once. I cry at every movie from Tangled to Dear John. I go to church and live what I learn there the best I can. I love finding out that guys like me back. I hate when I don't have chocolate at my house. Witty is where I feel good about myself. My parents are still together and happy. Some people would say I'm completly Normal.BUTI'm not normal on the inside. The only time I really laugh is when I'm with those close friends, and it's forced. Even if I had I crush on a billion guys, not one would like me. All those chick flicks I cry at... I cry because I feel bad for the girl and I know how she feels. I listen in church because maybe omething will come across to help me. When I find out guys like me back, it's usually a dare or something. I always need that chocolate to make it better, but it's never around. Witty is the ONLY place I feel good about myself. My parents are happy with each other, but not with me. I guess those people who say I'm completely normal... Don't Really Know Me.If anyone read this, I <3 you.

  18. Richy123Willson Richy123Willson
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    TIRED. FAVE IF SO. YOU KNOW CLICK THE HEART OVER THEIR.

  19. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I hated my grandma
    Oh so very much
    She always tried to kiss me
    Always tried to touch
    One day I wanted to go out
    Party hard, without a doubt
    But grandma said I couldn't
    Because something was very wrong
    She got us reservations for a resturaunt
    And bought me my favorite song
    I yelled at her and called her names
    Told her I was through with her games
    Tears went down her wrinkled face
    I hated her, what a disgrace!
    She told me I could finally go
    And she was sorry she didnt know
    That friends where more important than
    Another night with my grandma Lenn
    I went to the party it was cool
    I remembered what grandma said
    No alcohol, so drink a red bull
    But I disobeyed and drank instead
    And she would never know
    She's probobly in bed
    The next morning I came home
    But I couldn't find her in her room
    I saw a note on her bed
    I opened it and read with dread
    "Alli, I'm sorry. I know I was a pain. I know you had to live with me for all these years and you couldn't stand it. Last night I was going to tell you I had cancer and they had to pull the plug because it was so bad this morning. I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to worry. You can handle it. I don't know if you're relieved or sad, but just know I love you, I always have."
    I threw down the note in tears
    Regretting the hate
    Regretting the beers
    If I could go back I'd change it all
    Always been nice, and answered her calls
    But now I can't because she's gone
    She left a card, and my favorite song
    nothing left but a few bones
    And the biggest regret
    Is that I let her die alone
    ♥♥♥♥
    always think about what you say, those could be your last words to someone
    I wrote this. It did NOT happen to me. But these things happen all the time. Just thought I'd get the point across. Hope you liked it♥ nicoleypoleyoley

  20. Alexoxo519 Alexoxo519 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 11:59am UTC
    When I was little I always thought everyone was my friend, and I was everyone was my friend too.
    I thought that Barbie Rapunzel was the best movie ever, and Teletubies was the best TV show ever.
    I had a crush on this boy, and I just knew he liked me too. He would be my prince, like in Cinderella..
    Hilary Duff was my idol.
    I wore Hello-Kitty hiar ties, and a dress to match.
    I thought me and my bestfriend were the coolest kids in the world.
    And I didn't care what people thought about me.
    I miss that feeling.

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