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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    you're so beautiful and i love you so much
    it's such a shame you live so far away

  2. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 11:37am UTC
    IF YOU DON'T FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU WANT,
    DON'T CRY FOR WHAT YOU LOST.

  3. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 11:38pm UTC
    i know i'm annoying;
    i'm dumb and clingy and a handful but i'm sorry
    x||||||||||||| and i miss you and i just really wish you »
    W O U L D S T A Y

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    When ever I use hand sanitizer I always use
    two squirts
    so it kills 199.8% of germs instead of just 99.9%

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    WHOA THERE STEVE.
    You have a "Share to Facebook" option?
    THIS WEBSITE WAS NOT MADE FOR THEIR KIND.

  6. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:23am UTC
    How to Successfully Throw A Pick-up Line
    Back in a Guy's Face:
    Boy: Where've you been all my life?
    Girl: Hiding from you.
    Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
    Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.
    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man:Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do Not Enter.
    Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
    Man: I'd go through anything for you.
    Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.
    Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    Woman: Maybe I got your share..
    Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
    Woman: OK. Get out.
    Man: I think I could make you very happy.
    Woman: Why? Are you leaving??
    Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

  7. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    There should be a relationship status;
    " I dont even know whats going on ".

  8. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    Take your records, take your freedom,
    take your memories, I don't need 'em.
    Take your space and take your reasons,
    but you'll think of me.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  9. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    Avoiding something doesn't always mean
    you hate it. It could also mean
    that you want it, you just know
    that it isn't right.

  10. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 10:49am UTC
    This quote is pretty.
    That means it will get more faves

    nmf
    But this quote is ugly and there's nothing special about it.
    Just like people.
    If you're ugly you're invisible.

  11. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    COME ON AND MAKE IT EASY; SAY THAT I NEVER
    mattered.
    - - - - - - - -

  12.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when you see a guy you used to have a crush on,
    And now you're just like:
    Ughh, I had a crush on HIM??!??

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    wittyxxgirlxx format(
    Does running away from
    your problems count as exercising?

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:20am UTC
    In real life, boy's don't come running back
    in the middle of the night. In real life,
    boys don't sneak through your
    window. They just leave
    and never say another
    word to you, again.

  15. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 11:39am UTC
    4 words I never want to hear:
    • I don't love you
    • You're diagnosed with cancer
    • I found someone else
    • It was never real
    • We need to talk
    • You're going to die
    • Your _______ is dead
    • You can't have kids
    • I don't remember you
    • Let's just be friends
    • We can't be together
    • I never loved you

  16. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    GIRLS ONLY SAY 'I HATE YOU'
    T O G U Y S T H A T T H E Y L O V E.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    If you want to break up with your partner just follow these steps
    1)Kill them.This way they will never bother you again.Also you can use the remains to make a stew
    2)Tell them that you have a disease that makes your nipples travel inward, causing you to form one big nipple
    3)Tell them that it's not going to work out because you fell in love with your brother/sister and you are currently in a serious relationship with them.

  18. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    Once upon a time a girl met a boy.
    They were both young, naive, and looking for joy.
    They became friends, but it wasn't enough.
    He asked her out and they were falling in love.
    But the girl got scared, and she tried to run.
    When she realized her mistake, the boy decided revenge was more fun.
    So he found a new lover, an evil witch who took him away.
    And the girl watched them with her broken heart day after day.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 7:17am UTC
    My perfect day:
    - Home alone
    - Raining outside
    - Cuddled up in bed
    - My laptop by my side
    - Loads of food
    - Good music

:)

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