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happiest*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Girl: "Am I pretty?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
Boy: "No."
Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
Boy: "No."
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also,slept with your best friend."

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allyluvu
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 4:32pm UTC

A thirteen year old girl
from Ireland
committed suicide a few months ago.
She was bullied on ask.fm. In English today we were talking about media. The topic of social network sites came up. Someone mentioned ask.fm and we all remembered the 13 year old girl. While the teacher was getting some slide show ready, me and 2 other people talked about the girl. This is how our conversation went...
Girl: She could have just deleted the messages she got. She didn't need to kill herself over it.
Boy: It was too late by then. It was probably stuck in her head.
Girl: Yeah, but it was kind of a stupid thing to do.
Boy: But she was only thirteen. She might have panicked or something.
Girl: Exactly. She was thirteen. She can't be suicidal at thirteen.
Boy: Well, she was.
Girl: Like, how bad could the things that people were saying be? That couldn't be bad enough that you'd want to kill yourself?
To which, I replied with....
"It's weird that you should think that. When I was ten you started bullying me. When I was twelve you spread it all over facebook. When I was thirteen, it got so bad that I tried committing suicide many times. It didn't work, and the bullying died down for a bit. The bullying restarted again this year. This time it's all over facebook and ask.fm. Less than a week ago I attempted suicide again because of you. And now you're sitting here, telling me that a thirteen year old girl cannot be suicidal at such a young age, when you were the reason I was suicidal at eleven.How can you sit there talking about this when you are the cause of so much pain?"
The boy in the conversation was the girls boyfriend and hedumped her - he had no idea she did this to me.
That boy told me I was beautiful and that his girlfriend - ex girlfriend - was jealous.
Today, I was braver than ever before. I overcame a big fear of mine - I stood up to my bully.
I guess the bullying won't stop, but I'm not going to take it anymore.

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strawberry_skittles

posted a quote
October 13, 2012 9:16pm UTC

My dearest Allie,
I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from eachother and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul ad makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our heart and brings peace to our minds, that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you.
-Noah

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 12:53pm UTC

You dont have a valentine on valentines day?
Well some people dont have a father on fathers day, or a mother on mothers day, so shut up.

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capsized*
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 6:19pm UTC

order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up act confused and ask whos it for, and when the delivery guy says your name just say “adam?….. adam doesnt live here anymore. he died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. is this some kind of sick joke?” start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. you now have a free pizza and a delivery guy with dirty peepee underwear on your doorstep. congratulations.
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behindthissmilexx
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 2:19pm UTC

If you have ever
Cut yourself starved yourself thought about or attemped sucide looked in the mirror and just hated what you saw please fav or comment on this i want to leave each and every one of you a messege

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xstories_
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Today was my school talent show.
Me, being myself - decided to sing "Skyscraper" by Demi Lovato. I did my thing, I sang. And, at the end - people were in tears and I got a standing ovation. I have never felt so good about myself. The dean went to take the microphone away, but I asked if I could say something to my peers. He allowed me. That's when my heart poured out.. "Thank you all, really. Now, I have something to say." After that, it became dead silent. "You're clapping for me now, right? Weren't half of you guys the people who said I was 'fat' yesterday? Yeah. Little do you know, I can't keep my food down because of those things you say. I can go days without eating. I hope you know that." Then, I had to stop because some girls were laughing. I walked up to them and pulled up my bracelets. "Hey, Bri. Look. Look at what YOU caused. Yes, YOU. You practically put these scars on my wrist. Because of people like you, people turn into people like me. Can I just ask why? Why do you do this to me and so many others?" Her answer was this; "Well, Nicole. I do it because people are losers, a lot like you." And at that, I had enough. What did I say? I said, "Bri, I'm done. I'm done with you. So is everyone else. YOU NEED TO STOP. I'm sick of you. If you don't stop soon, something WILL happen. It may happen to me. Or to you. Or to that girl over there. Just, STOP. Ok? Go on and try to tear me down, I will be rising from the ground. Like a skyscraper." I turned around and walked away. I wasn't finished though. I turned back around to face my peers and said, "I thought suicide was the answer. But, I KNOW it's not. Don't try it, guys. You hurt yourself, you hurt your family. And it hurts your friends. Please. Talk to me if you need anything." People clapped so loud, my ears were about to bust. But, WAIT. I'm not done yet... This really popular guy, Mike, came up to the front. He took the microphone and said, "Nicole.. Thank you for giving me the courage to do this." No one knew what was coming, but what he said shocked so many people. "Bri, we're through." I have never laughed harder in my life. Best day ever? I think YES.
W

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 5:43pm UTC

No matter how good you are at something
there will always be an 8 year old Asian kid that is better.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:26pm UTC

OMG GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT
WHY HIS NAME IS 'STITCH'
a stitch is a piece of thread that is
sown to hold something together.
stitch holds lilo's family together.

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Happy Birthday Steve!
I hope you have an awesome birthday & have fun with your new wife ;)
Make sure you relax a little though; you work too hard on witty.
You deserve a break :)
Anyways, thank you so, so, so, SO much for making witty
& keeping up with us annoying wittians, and I hope you just have
a really awesome birthday..
:)
*We're birthdays twins, Steve :)

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sarah_bear5
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 6:49pm UTC

If you're straight,
t h a t ' s c o o l .
If you're gay,
t h a t ' s c o o l .
If you're lesbian,
t h a t ' s c o o l .
If you're bisexual,
t h a t ' s c o o l .
I f y o u m a k e f u n o f s o m e o n e f o r t h e i r s e x u a l i t y ,
that's not cool.

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pinkfrosting321
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 7:14pm UTC

I'm crying.
I just looked up Taylor Swift's new song, "Ronan".
It's about a four year old boy who fought cancer, and sadly passed away.
I know that normally no one bothers copying the link, and listening to the song.
But I promise you, even if you don't like Taylor Swift or her type of music, it will most likely affect you.
So please listen?
I can't listen to it without crying.
If you buy it on itunes, all proceeds go to cancer related charities.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ITrd7fM6aY
It's worth taking 2 seconds to paste it into a new tab.
I promise.

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hockeyjones17
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Hey, do me a favor?
Press the ♥ button,
Then press ctrl W,
and laugh.
not my format.

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MondayHater*
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 11:08am UTC

Me:It was a rainy night,we had no electricity,you were lost,you went into a haunted house and there were 2 stairs,the right and the left...which one did you take?
Friend:Uh...left
Me:so you went upstrairs and found 4 doors,which one of them would you go in?
Friend:The first one.
Me:You go in and find yourself in a hallway with 2 bedrooms,a grand masteroom or an apartment size room,which one do you go in?
Friend:Grand masteroom...
Me:Okay,you go in and see 2 bathrooms,a white one and a bla ck one,which one do you go in?
Fiend:White one.
Me:A murderer has locked you in..you have to chose which way to die,jump out the window,or sit in an electricity chair.
Friend:Umm,jump out the window?
ME:Too bad..you just died...you could have picken the electricity chair,there is no electricity...
Friend:.......

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yayrey
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Jimmy: Mommy, I have a drinking problem
Mom: OMG!! TIMMY!! YOU'RE ONLY SIX!!
Mom: This is your fault, Bob!!
Bob (the dad): My fault? Maybe if you spent more time with him....
Mom: OUR SIX YEAR OLD SON HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM!!
Mom: He sure as hell doesn't need a role model like you.
Bob: I've done nothing but give for this family, and this is what I get?
Bob: I'm leaving.
Mom: FINE!!
Mom: Oh Jimmy!! Don't cry. It'll be OK. We'll be alright without daddy...
Mom: Jimmy, I want you to tell me about your drinking problem.
Jimmy: *sniff*
Mom: Talk to me Jimmy. Tell me about your drinking problem.
Jimmy: *takes a sheet out of his bag*
Jimmy: If Joe drinks one liter of juice and Tom drinks two, how much did they both drink?

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LilyTree
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 7:10pm UTC

"My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17,
and I had just heard about crib death. The
horrible thing was that it wasn’t understood.
For some unknown reason the baby would
stop breathing. So I would sneak into where
the baby was sleeping and put my hand in her
crib, hold her little finger, and I’d sleep on the
floor like that. It was stupid, I’m sure. But I
thought the warmth of my hand might help,
that maybe if she felt my pulse it would remind
her to breathe."
- Johnny Depp -

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 3:17pm UTC

5 weeks ago
my best friends's crush asked her out.
he was a very popular boy.
he bought her flowers and took her to a super fancy resturant.
at the end of the date, he leaned in to kiss her.
but instead of kissing her, he threw water in her face and screamed "GOT YA!"
as all his buddies ran out and high fived him.
My friends heart was broken.
a boy in the resturant went up to the four guys and punched them all.
then he went over to my friend and said
"dont let jerks like them get to you, your absolutly perfect and you deserve better"
They've been dating, for real, ever since.

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 7:35pm UTC

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 3:48pm UTC

PLEASE READ!
My older sister and I wanted to go see an r-rated movie the other day.
But we were babysitting our 2 year old sister.
So my older sister walked into the movie theater,
with our 2 year old sister hiding in her over-sized sweatshirt.
One of the guys selling tickets said "ma'am whats in your shirt?"
My sister smacked him in the face and replied,
"Why the hell are you looking at my boobs!?"
The guy said "No your stomache!"
My sister hit him again and said,
"Why are you staring at my stomache? Do you think i'm fat or something!? Not everyone is a supermodle! i have never been more offended in my life!"
We got our tickets for free and no one else noticed that the baby was in her shirt....
My life is now complete

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Kay123
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 8:18pm UTC

PLEASE READD!!
Me and my boyfrind broe up saturday while he was at the lake ...
wanna know why?
Because his little "friend" Katie texted my and was like "hey im on the way to the lake with luke cant wait says hes gotta suprise for me when we get there" then he apperantly told her he loved her and i was just a cover upp?? really?? i wish there were some good guys out there im so sick of being screwed over!! 100 likes ill key his car(:

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