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MondayHater*

Status: Sleeping

Member Since: 24 Jul 2012 01:25pm

Last Seen: 9 May 2015 05:20pm

Birthday: March 7

Location: In my bed

Gender: F

user id: 320014

78 Quotes
572 Favorites
50 Following
30 Followers
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Good Morning! I love kitties, pizza, Liam, and hoodies! I also love that my friends call me Chucky, you can't imagine why... my fave colors are turquoise, purple, blue, and green. I love monkeys, do you? My fave singers and bands are Bruno Mars, Chris Brown, One Direction, Plain White Ts, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and the list goes on and on. Even though I look like and adult, I am still a playful child in my heart, I mean, who doesn't love elmo?!?




 

  1. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 5:36pm UTC
    I was looking at my old quotes, and realized that I was a huge dork...

  2. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 4:23pm UTC
    I'm not crazy.
    My mother got me tested.
    Sheldon Cooper- Big Bang Theory

  3. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    A man buys a bar and decides to name it Jenny's Legs after his first customer. The next day a guy is waiting outside the bar when a police officer asks the guy, "Why are you waiting outside this bar?" The man replied:
    "I'm waiting for Jenny's Legs to open so I can get a drink."

  4. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    that feeling you get when
    he
    looks
    at
    you.

  5. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 5:10pm UTC
    When I wave at you,
    the skin under my arm shouldn't wave back.

  6. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 4:36pm UTC
    Me: I want to be a doctor!
    Friend: But dude, you have to go to school for 8 more years...
    Me: Nevermind... how about instead I work at Mcdonalds instead?

  7. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 11:14pm UTC
    Who else thinks that society sucks?

  8. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 10:39pm UTC
    If only underwear came with glue so it could stick on your buttcheeks instead of sliding in your crack...
    the world would be a better place
    without
    wedgies.

  9. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 6:57pm UTC
    Cheesy Jokes #1
    Spell PIG backwards and say lemonade.........

  10. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    best friends don't always last forever...
    ..so keep them close..

  11. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    Song Lyrics #1
    "Beautiful" Christina Aguilera
    You are beautiful...no
    matter what they say..words
    can't bring you down,
    noooo...
    Guys, remember: Be
    brave,happy,strong,beautiful,
    and powerful.

  12. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    My grandma sneezes:
    My grandma says: Die, you coward!!
    Me: o.0

  13. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    to do list
    . Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
    .Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
    .Wear shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons at street corner. Tell them to make lemonade.
    .Get into a crowded elevator and say 'I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today.'
    .Major in philosophy.Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
    .Run into a store, ask what year it is and yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
    .Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
    .Change name to Simon and speak third person.
    .Buy a parrot. Teach it to say "Help! I'va been turned into a parrot!"
    .Follow joggers around in you car blasting 'Eye of the Tiger' for encouragement.

  15. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    random quotes #3
    you look like a porkchop... and I'm hungry...

  16. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    random quotes #2
    I'm a banana!!!!!!!!

  17. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    NEVER #2
    never say to
    your bestie that
    she was too
    good for him...
    you will just be
    an socially
    akward
    potato/penguin...
    learned that from expirience too....

  18. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Are you following
    Steve?
    just saying.
    username:Steve

  19. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Random Quotes:
    I smell like yogurt right now!!! (It spilled on me.)

  20. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    I'm 18 and livin'
    life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

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