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cheerfreakk
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August 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC

when i'm older i shall
open a classic rock-themed
pizza shop & i shall call it
another one bites the crust.
nmf/nmq

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Evie987
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:03am UTC

If It's dark upstairs, I run down stairs really, really fast, like someone is trying to kill me.

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 1:17pm UTC

"Twilight is so much better than Harry Potter!!!"
-Said no-one, ever.
( quote by O n e D i r e c t i o n)

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megsyhunt
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August 7, 2012 10:54am UTC

I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP

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k4sper
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:37pm UTC

I write quotes to express, not to impress.

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NicoleSeven7
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:03am UTC

Me: *Writes a good quote*
*Gets two faves instantly*
Me: Oh yeah, that's right, BOOM B!TCHES!
*Faves suddenly stop coming*
Me: Aw crap, that always happens!

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str0ng
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 1:37pm UTC

click to see this quote

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:16am UTC

KatyPerry: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Dad: Quite often, actually. I'm full of air. It comes out of my butt, though.

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 10:26am UTC

*In the car with my mom*
Me: Oh my god! LOOK! *points at Mcdonalds*
*coincidentally attractive guy in front of it*
Mom: What? You like that guy?
Me: NO! ITS MCDONALDS!
True story

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InvaderZ
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:06am UTC

Me: Hey grammy , have you ever heard of dubstep?
Grammy: No..show it to me.
Me: *Grabs phone and plays some dubstep*
Grammy: Its horrible!Theres not even words to it!
Me: Sure there is!
Grammy: Oh?Sing them to me.
Me: Wub wub wub wub wub :D

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str0ng
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:26pm UTC

Girl: Hey, why the hell is my name your facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy:Well facebook keeps asking me 'what's on your mind?' and quite honestly it's always you.
freakquotes.com

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ChickFlick
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Seeing boys play with
little kids is probley the
most attractive thing ever.

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subtlysam
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Drake & Josh
Josh: Which locker do you think is Megan's?
Drake: Gee, I don't know, maybe it's that one she's standing in front of putting books into!
Josh: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts!

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:25pm UTC

because in case you haven't noticed, people come in all shapes and sizes and they're beautiful.
Put THAT in your magazine.
-Raven
(That's so Raven)
back when Disney shows had really deep messages.
format : Socially_Awkward_Penguin

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 1:04am UTC

The benefits of dating me;
♦ you look more attractive by comparison when standing next to me.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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k4sper
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 1:17pm UTC

My favorite love stories aren't
the ones like Romeo & Juliet.
My favorite love stories are the ones of people meeting at a
young age, falling in love and growing old together. ♥

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sammy*
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:37pm UTC

Justin Bieber: As long as you love me, we could be starving.
Niall: STARVING?! Oh no, bro. I can't live without food.

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megsyhunt
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 11:04am UTC

plot twist: the ficional character ends up falling in love with the reader.

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伤*
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 11:14am UTC

Giving someone another chance
is like giving them another bullet
because they missed the first time
( quote by O n e D i r e c t i o n)

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