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* Sabaism *
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December 7, 2013 1:34pm UTC

Me: *Rushes to get essay done at last minute*
Me: *Wondering how the hell I got a good grade*
Me: *Wondering what drugs the professor was on when he graded these*
Me: *Wondering who his dealer is so I can get some*
Me: *Wondering if there's drugs that'll make me murder everyone*
Me: *Wondering what gun I'd use*
Me: *Imagining a gun*
Me: *Searching the interweb for that gun*
Me: *Finds that gun*
Me: *Gets sad because it costs too much*
Me: Well, I guess I wont be murdering people anytime soon..
Raven: Wait. What?

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spence*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 11:13am UTC

Have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a sh/tty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 10:07pm UTC

I thank my best friend
For being the reason I paint
With my paintbrush and paper tonight
Instead of my razor and wrist.
Thank You Dana.

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SarahDGirl
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December 6, 2013 8:41pm UTC

Someone: Excuse me, you're blocking the view.
Me: I am the view.

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 10:00pm UTC

Seduction isn’t making someone do what
they don’t want to do;
Seduction is enticing someone into doing what
they secretly wanted
to do already.
~Benjamin T. Russell

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Guess who got asked to semi formal!?
not me

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 6:53pm UTC

She’s talking to angels, counting the stars, making a wish on a passing car, she's dancing with strangers, falling apart, waiting for Superman to pick her up in his arms

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Musiclovez13
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 6:57pm UTC

Just remember,
I GAVE A CRAP;
when nobody else did.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 7:04pm UTC

I wish I could live in eternal autumn.

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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 7:06pm UTC

me being nice: *faving a quote I've seen before*

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altruism
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 7:05pm UTC

i have feelings
FOR YOU THAT i can't let go...

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 10:19pm UTC

*pokes my responsibilities with a stick*
what is this get it away from me

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Cammie
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October 29, 2013 8:29pm UTC

that's the problem with being the strong one.
no one offers you a hand.

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 7:00pm UTC

why insult someone when you can
say something nice in a very sarcastic tone

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 12:03pm UTC

see that girl you called a bítch?
she didn't hear it say it louder.

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 7:02pm UTC

and it’s hard to hate someone
once you understand them

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 4:55pm UTC

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your as/s” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 6:14pm UTC

i'm still waiting for my
princess diaries transformation

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 7:55pm UTC

just hold on
i’m staying home

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 7:55pm UTC

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t
because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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