ShortGirlsDoItBetter · 1 decade ago
It's a girl! My sisters have a baby! Comment on my latest quote your favorite girl names!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
I'M BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
Awkward moment when you didn't even know I was gone o.O
I missed you all so much! It was horrible without you! & today, when I got home, I was like YOU AND ME WITTY, TILL DEATH DO US PART.
Well, obviously, I'm here on your gracious profile to tell you that I have uploaded (:
I also made a song up, ready... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, *enter guys name* got h0rney. *enter girls name* said she was going to bed soon, so *enter guys name* snuck into her bedroom and they had all night until they heard their mamas come upstairs!
Hehehhheee, my fail of making up a song-thingy (:
But doesn't matter cause I have Witty!
Bye lovely! <3
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hello lovely! <3
Guess what?!
*nobody answers and everybody looks around awkwardly*
No?
Ok. :c
I was going to tell you I put a new chapter up but you probably already realised that when you like, saw my username.
Things aren't awkward unless you make them [[I worked out]] and I make everything awkward. Even if its not awkward, I'll be like 'Awkward' and then it'll turn awkward.
I won't be uploading until Thursday, I wrote it in the authors note at the bottom of chapter but most of you probably don't even read that, or this. Imagine if I was just typing to myself & like nobody read it...
...Awkward...
I pretended to be one of my friends today, does any one else do that? We had a substitute for Maths though I think she already knew who we were ^.^ But for Science, even though the teacher was our normal teacher she played along with it.
...I want a BOYFRIEND.
IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND I'D NEVER LET YOU GO!
I feel like I'm forever alone... what if all of Witty gets boyfriends/girlfriends and I'm the only single one with my 69 cats?!
I'm going to name my cats now, Mallory, Jade, Flower, Gromitt, White, Gray, Black, Blue, Pink, Purple, Lilac, Brown. 12 DOWN, 50 SOMETHING LEFT!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hello you amazing human specimen.
I feel like horrible cause I like never upload anymore :( I'll upload after I remind everybody, if I can. School has been keeping me very busy and soon I won't be able to upload at all until my exams are over.
Eh... this notification-reminder thingy is so BORING. I think I'll just leave y'all to get on with your life.
I decided that I eat my problems, even though I have like no problems... I'm going to start my diet for the like 100th time on Monday ;)
Xx Mariiaa
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hii (:
So, I thought I'd help you guys, k? So... what do you guys have fears of? Any of these?
Androphobia- Fear of men
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women
Genophobia- Fear of
Gynephobia - Fear of women
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law
If you do... this is a w k w a r d.
Hm... I think my favourite is hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia or medomalacuphobia...
666
666
666
Random number. I dunno, maybe it means something...?
So, I uploaded! Woo Hoo! I also started school :( This term there is only 8 weeks, that's a good thing. I kinda look like a sl/t in my school uniform. The dress is short on me but I'm still a short a/s.
Ok, byeee!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE. DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP. SUN-KISSED SKIN. SO HOT, WILL MELT YOUR POPSICLE. OOOOHH OH OOOOOHH.
That song reminds me when I was in like year 5 and we were singing that song as a performance in music and one of my friends sang the ' ON THE BEACH' bit. Yeah... the teacher got the sh/ts and we didn't win :(
Hmm... what are some good songs? Like... I need more for my phone and can't decide... any suggestions?
It's really really hot today and tomorrow, I'm going down the coast where I have a beach house! Yahh! That means no uploading, so I'm not going to be uploading until Monday when I go back to school.
So, chapter 5 is up (: It's boring but the next chapters to come are going to start getting interesting. Andi is going to America after all c;
I need your help, I want to find an actress or something. It can be a singer, actress, model or just some random... it can even be you to play Jesses girl. Hehhehee, that's a song. Anywayss, you know like the girl Jesse has been seen with? Yeah her.
Thankyou all so much for all the support, I've got over 1700 followers thanks to you and am getting 300 faves on my chapters. That means heaps to me *hugs through internet*
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I bet you guys are getting flustered from Marios amazing pick up line skills or whatever you'd call them.
That or you're like, 'D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur.An O-L-D man, you're just an old man. Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan. Old man, why are you staring at me Mac on me and my friends, it's kind creepy. You should be prowling around the old folks home. Come on dude, leave us alone.
Yeepp... uh, so there isn't a new chapter or maybe there is ;) I'm not telling mwahhhhaaahhhhaaa
Byyee (:
** If you want a reminder you have to keep commenting, sorry, it's just easier for me :)
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
hey.! i was already following you.!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hey lovelys! Thank you all for all the support and feedback for I Met Him On Omegle. Chapter 1 is up and I hope you enjoy it, sorry it's starting off so slow.
Now, heaps of you have been asking how American accents are sexy. I'm Australian and find American accents really sexy, like I wish I could have an American accent. British accents are awesome but American are the best.
Uh... what to say, what to say...
I cleaned my room today...
Yeah and I spent like all Saturday watching Jacksgap. If you haven't seen any of the videos you should go see them because Jack is yummy.
My uploads are going to be crappy because it's school holidays. Who likes Spring? I do c;
Anyways, byee!
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heyystories · 1 decade ago
Chapter 1 of Heart Reserved For One is out now! <3 please fave if you read it. this will be the last time I am doing notifications, so you will have to follow me if you want to know when the next chapter comes out.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
LEGIT LEGIT LEGIT LEGIT (I've always wanted to actually say that word but never do).
Don't you legit hate sl.ts? See what I just did there... no? Oh, okay.
"So he calls me up and he's like, 'I still love you' and I'm just like.... this is exhausting, you know, like we are never getting back together... like ever. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
BUT I POSTED ANOTHER OTHER CHAPTER! OHHHHHH! (You should sing that in the we are never ever getting back together tune).
&& for all of you who wanted a cookie: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2fh3Z44m1rqhpqfo1_500.gif
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Haii c:
How are you all? (: I uploaded the prologue of my new story, Bad Girls Do It Best. If you're confused, just ask. It starts off slow but hopefully you'll like it. Feedback?
So, at school today we were on the computers and looking at scary movie trailers... I can't watch the movie cause I'm like petrified of most things but I love the trailers.
Pennywise the clown anyone?
xx
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meower · 1 decade ago
You wanna be my witty best friend?
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kelseyylovesyou · 1 decade ago
write me one!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Heyheyhey <3
So how are you all?
A new chapters up, it is the last chapter but there is going to be an epilogue.
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kelseyylovesyou · 1 decade ago
LOVE YOU TOO. hey you should like... text me?
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kelseyylovesyou · 1 decade ago
love you too sweetummmss!
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kelseyylovesyou · 1 decade ago
nobody could ever replace you bbbby.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Don't be silly, protect that willy!
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Don't be a loner, cover your .
You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
The right selection, is to protect your erection.
is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle.
Protect that fish then dip it in the dish.

New chapter's up, sexual ;) Have a sexual night or day.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
We are family! I've got all my sisters with me! We are fammillllyyyy!
Anyone want to buy tickets to my concert?
How amazing would I be?
Yeah... I thought I'd be horrible as well but anyway.
You know that song says 'I've got all my sisters with me'??? I had no idea.
So somebody just knocked at my door, I'm home alone and I went into ninja mode... seriously, I was trying to see who it was but freaking out. I thought I was going to get friggin kidnapped!
What would happen to my Witty if that happened?!
I'm not even going to think about that.
Fuuucccckkkk, that scared the sh//t out of me.
Anyway NEW CHAPTER IS UP!

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