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GimmeSomeCookies
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February 14, 2012 3:59pm UTC

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am i the only one
WHOSE WONDERING WHY THE HECK ARE HALF OF THE TOP QUOTES BY JIMMY365? ♥♥

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tarahtnt
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June 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
Zayn:
Zayn:
Zayn:
Zayn: It was awesome

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lozza821
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June 26, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Am i the only one that
Used to think duct tape was called Duck tape?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Bravosierra*
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June 25, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Singing a song you don't know?
Its okay,
That 15 second part you do know is coming up and your gonna ROCK THAT PART

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foreverxyoung14
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June 25, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Anorexia isn't skipping one meal.
Bulimia isn't making yourself puke once in a while.
Self injury isn't taking a razor to your skin after they break up with you (again).
Drug addiction isn't trying it once.
Insomnia isn't not sleeping for two nights.
Schizophrenia isn't seeing things when you're high.
MPD isn't acting like someone you're not because you're upset.
Depression isn't feeling low for a week.
Anxiety isn't being nervous when you have a test.
Tumblr/nmf

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brookieee
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May 28, 2012 2:08pm UTC

YOU ACTUALLY NEVER
CARED.

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brookieee
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 2:15pm UTC

87% of teenagers have back pain.
the other 13% dont have a computer.

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brookieee
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 7:35pm UTC

sorry; i cant please you.

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brookieee
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June 15, 2012 6:04pm UTC

click to see this quote

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moonbeam282
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June 25, 2012 7:29pm UTC

stars are normal people but why are they famous for it why? we sit around reading magazines about them doing the same things we do so how come we aren't famous?

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xhaileex
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June 25, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Definition of
"there's no food in the house"=
"We're out of food I would actually eat."

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basketballchickkforeveer1
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June 25, 2012 7:29pm UTC

If he liked you once, he'll like you again.

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littleskullkid
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June 25, 2012 7:30pm UTC

"Do not ask for faves or comments. Witty is not about fake internet points."
some people haven't read the rules of witty..

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KaylaNicholle
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 7:30pm UTC

I want to be
the girl that every guy falls for..

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 7:31pm UTC

Me: Ahh, finally in bed.
Me: I HAVE TO PEE.

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Iwantcookies
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June 24, 2012 9:39pm UTC

In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned in life...
♥ ♥ It goes on ♥ ♥
² ∞ & ↑

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Iwantcookies
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June 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Trust Is like paper, once crumbled, it can never be perfect…again.

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bizzlebelles
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 10:44pm UTC

Teenage Posts #5
Waking up from a great
dream, and trying to fall
back asleep so you can
continue the dream.
not mine

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 7:46pm UTC

Imagine One Direction #51
Imagine you're sitting on the couch in Louis apartment with the rest of the boys watching some random movie. For no specific reason, you glance over at Zayn. He looks back at you, winks, and bites his lower lip. Louis realizes and speaks up. "Is that what you were practicing in the car mirror the other day?" Zayn blushes.

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