Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

InspireCreateBecome21

  1. ☾ * ☾ *
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2014 8:29pm UTC
    Should i sink or swim? Or simply disappear?

  2. Zorox Zorox
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    She's dancing with strangers, she's falling apart.

  3. Victoria13 Victoria13
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 3:49pm UTC
    The lack of self love is more dangerous than thousands hating you.

  4. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 5:38am UTC
    Even the best fall down sometimes.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 4:27am UTC
    what is going on here. why are there pictures. where did the faves go.
    what.

  6. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 12:20pm UTC
    A friend's eye is a good mirror.

  7. Victoria13 Victoria13
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 2:04am UTC
    Beauty will rise from the ashes.

  8. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 7:41pm UTC
    Don't close your eyes

  9. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 2:04pm UTC
    One day you will realize,
    The stars you are chasing shine bright inside you

  10. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    You can do this.
    You can make it through the night,
    You will see the sun rise again.
    But you don't have to do it alone.
    There are so many people who love you,
    So many people who will help you.
    Just remember that I'm proud of you.
    No matter what I will always be proud of you.

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    Me: *dies*
    Mom: This is no excuse.
    Mom: *Brings corpse to school*

  12. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    Life Hacks. From iFunny,
    #001
    A handicapped parking
    spot needs a sign to be valid.
    If it just has a wheelchair
    painted on the ground, you
    can legally park there.
    #002
    Running low on battery?
    Put your phone on airplane
    mode and it'll charge much
    faster.
    #003
    Fold your receipt around the
    gift card to always
    know the balance.
    #004
    If you want to download
    a YouTube video, just add "ss"
    to the URL between www.
    and YouTube.
    #005
    Use a spring from an old
    pen to keep your charger from
    bending or breaking.
    #006
    Have a good twenty minute work
    out in the morning. Then you
    can be lazy for the rest of the day
    without feeling guilty.
    #007
    Mixing alcohol with diet
    coke will get you more drunk
    than mixing it with
    regular coke.
    #008
    Tell people to pick a number
    between 12 and 5, 95% of
    people choose seven (because
    they automatically subtract it).
    #009
    Make a password into a goal
    of yours so you constantly have
    to be reminded of it.
    #010
    Sugar can cure a burnt
    tongue.
    #011
    When a friend is venting
    to you, sometimes it's better
    to stay silent instead of
    trying to give advice.
    #012
    Putting your phone on airplane
    mode will stop ads while
    playing games.
    #013
    Mosquito bite? Press a hot
    spoon onto the spot. The heat
    will destroy the reaction and
    the itching will stop.
    #014
    Need some free WiFi? The
    best places to go are Panera,
    McDonalds, Apple Store, Office
    Depot, Staples, and Courtyard
    Marriott.
    #015
    Have left over coffee from
    this morning? Make coffee ice
    cubes. Can be used to cool iced
    coffee without diluting it.
    #016
    If the taxi driver asks if
    you're "from around here,"
    lie and say yes- sometimes they
    drive farther (driving up the
    price) for tourists.
    #017
    Going to a bar? Start by
    giving the bartender a $20 tip.
    You'll get amazing service the
    rest of the night.
    #018
    If you ever get caught sleeping
    on the job or in school, slowly
    raise your head and say "In
    Jesus' name, amen."
    #019
    Wrinkly shirt? Throw it in
    the dryer with a few ice cubes
    for 5 minutes. Wrinkles gone.
    #020
    If you pay $65, you can register
    your dog as an "Emotional
    Support Animal" & it'll be illegal
    for landlords to refuse to
    rent to you.
    #021
    If you chew gum when you
    study a subject and then chew
    the same flavor when you
    take the test it can help
    you remember.
    #022
    On 7/11, 7-Eleven gives
    out free slurpees in honor
    of it.
    #023
    Put pancake mix in a Ketchup
    bottle for a clean no-mess
    experience.
    #024
    If you bought something
    on Amazon and the price goes
    down within 30 days you can
    e-mail them and they will
    send you the difference.
    #025
    A cure for headaches: Take a
    lime, cut it in half, and rub it on
    your forehead. The throbbing
    should go away.
    #026
    If you ever go to a zoo,
    wear the same colors as the
    employees do. The animals will
    come right up to you instead
    of backing away.
    #027
    You can turn an old CD spindle
    into a unique bagel holder.
    #028
    Don't want to be embarrassed
    when buying something? Buy
    a birthday card with it.
    #029
    Feeling ugly? Go sit in
    Wal-Mart for 2 hours. You will
    feel a lot better.
    #030
    On www.Supercook.com
    you just enter what ingredients
    you have and it tells you what
    meals you have and how
    to make them.
    #031
    If a disk is skipping, rub
    a banana over it to seal the
    scratches. Remember to wipe
    it off before you stick it
    back in.
    #032
    Need to tell a believable lie?
    Include an embarrassing detail,
    nobody doubts a story that
    makes you look dumb.
    #033
    If you ever get trapped
    underwater in your car, use
    your carseat headrest to
    break the window.
    #034
    If someone presses all of
    the buttons on the elevator, you
    can avoid stopping on each floor
    by pressing each button
    again twice.
    #035
    Getting nauseous from reading
    in the car? Tilt your head side
    to side and it'll go away.
    #036
    In areas with lots of stoplights,
    going exactly the speed
    limit will help you hit
    more green lights.
    #037
    You can heal paper
    cuts and immediately stop the
    pain with chapstick.
    #038
    When ordering coffee, ask
    for a medium in a large cup.
    They'll likely accidentally over
    fill it and you'll get a cheap
    large coffee.
    #039
    If you mess up a voicemail
    to someone, press "#" to erase
    and re-record.
    #040
    When someone new is
    hanging out with you and your
    friends, call your friends by their
    names so the new person has a
    chance to memorize them.
    #041
    Want to park somewhere
    you're not allowed to park?
    Keep the envelope from a
    parking ticket and put it under
    your windshield wipers.
    #042
    If you have a tough decision
    flip a coin, not to decide for
    you, but you'll realize what you
    really want when it's in the air.
    #043
    Lick your wrist and smell
    it. This is what your breath
    smells like to others.
    #044
    If you accidentally close a
    tab, close+shift+t reopens it.
    #045
    If you ever get kidnapped
    and they tie your hands together
    and put tape over your mouth,
    lick the tape until it falls off.

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 1:08pm UTC
    "I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble."

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 1:01pm UTC
    it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 2:24pm UTC
    Have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out, so you just stare blankly into space while feeling your heart break into pieces

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 3:21pm UTC
    i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and youre already like yes this pleases me it is mine

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 12:58pm UTC
    i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards

  20. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    English class today
    Teacher: Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar lesson.
    Teacher: Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run well' ?
    Teacher: Anybody? Fine.
    Teacher: Charlie.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I don't run at all.
    Teacher: Go sit in the corner.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles